The Big Battle

One day Sonic and Shadow were sitting in Sonic's living room talking about how their lives were going. The conversation soon came around to their girlfriends.

Sonic said, "Shadow how are you & Rouge doing?"

Shadow answered, "We're doing great. Thanks for asking. We just had our 5 month anniversary. I got her a diamond. She loved it! She gave me some cool sunglasses that make me look badass! So how are you & Amy doing?"

Sonic answered, "We're doing great. But she's very needy! She never leaves me alone! Right now she's out shopping with Cream, Blaze, & Rouge." Sonic and Shadow kept on talking.

Just then the wall exploded & Eggman flew into the house. He said, "Sonic & Shadow! I've taken Amy & Rouge hostage! If you ever want to see them alive again, you'll bring me the seven Chaos Emeralds!"

Shadow then said, "Eggman! You fat bastard! You will pay for this! If you hurt them I will rip off your legs & shove them up your ass!"

Eggman then said, "If you do that you'll never see them alive!" Then he flew away.

Shadow then said, "Well we better go & find the emeralds."

Sonic then said, "We don't need to do that, Shadow. They are in my safe. I'll go & get them." Sonic left the room & returned half an hour later carrying them. "Let's go," he said.

Two hours later they arrived at Eggman's base. "Let's go in", Sonic said. When they got inside the base, they met Eggman. Sonic said, "We brought you the emeralds. Now let them go!"

"No!", Eggman said.

Sonic then said, "Shadow! Let's go super & kick his fat ass!"

"Okay Sonic let's do it!", Shadow said. "

"Holy shit sandwich with shit on top!", said Eggman. They went super & kicked his ass. Then they found the girls.

Then Amy said, "Sonic & Shadow! You found us! Thank God!"

Just then Eggman came back in a giant robot. He said, "You four will never leave here alive.

Then Shadow said, "Sonic! Get the girls out of here! I'll take care of this fat bastard!"

Sonic said, "Okay!"

"Chaos Spear!"

Then Eggman said, "Shadow! You will never defeat my Egg Crusher!"

"We'll see about that!", Shadow said. "If I can't destroy your robot, then I'll destroy this base! Chaos Blast!"

"Fuck!"

BOOM!

Outside Sonic & the girls were devastated. "He is dead! I can't believe it!", Rouge said.

"He was a good hedgehog. I call dibs on his pool table!", said Sonic.

"Oh! Shut the fuck up Sonic!", a voice from behind them said. They all turned around & saw Shadow standing behind them.

"You are alive!", said Rouge giving him a big hug.

"But how did you survive that blast?", Sonic said.

"I used Chaos Control to get out before the base exploded. Now let's go home.", Shadow said.

As they left they didn't notice someone watching them from the shadows.

"Hm. These hedgehogs could prove to be valuable allies," he said.

The End?

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