AN: Okay! Reasons. My buddy Allison, who I RP with daily, is at camp. Abandoning me. (The PruCan was just getting smutty, too! DX) Since in our RP, I'm Alfred, I thought this would be a cute idea. Ta-da! So, entry one. (I'll be using actual dates.)
June 27th
Hmph. It feels weird. I got really used to waking up to you cuddling me, and the tea set I bought you being out on the table. Well, I'm glad you brought it, but... Blargh. I was a hero again today! (:3)
Hamburger got stuck in a tree! Weird cat, shouldn't they know how to climb? So I totally saved him and shit. Then I had McDonalds, but I still miss you. Omigod, McDonalds didn't work. GRAH! That like sucks. Tony tried to cheer me up, but I still miss you. Yeah, it's been like a day since you left, but still! So he got pissed and called you a limey and stormed out. Did you two fight? I mean, I thought you two were buds!
Also, Florida misses you, too.
We'll have lots of fun when you get back, wink wink! I'm glad you won't read this, though. You'd take Florida away from me! Hahahaha! I wanna go sightseeing at Big Ben again anyway, though! (:D)
The HERO, a.k.a. Alfred, a.k.a. United States of America, a.k.a. "your git."
P.S.: You forgot your cell phone. Which makes me sad.
It would be funny if Alli read this! But I digress. Also, Hamburger is Alfred's cat. The Scottish Fold is Shakespeare. They are horny kitties, and they love doing the awesome (as Gilbert calls it) in the closet and under the bed. Also, Hamburger likes dogs. End random RP trivia. Reviews are welcome and encouraged, but not required. Also, sorry for this being a day late. Meh.
