A/N: Here's the first chapter of What's wrong with my life! Someone, do the disclaimer!
Hidan: Siyui owns nothing except Taylor, 'cause the names Erick, and Rayne are names her friend came up with.
Me: I wish I could have someone… sobbing
Hidan: You get nothing.
Me: Aw, Shut up and start the story.
Taylor Hitchcock's fingers tapped impatiently on the desk, her eyes occasionally gazing up to check the clock. Five more minutes… She thought, smirking. It was the last day of school, more importantly; it was the last day of high school. Taylor had survived it all, and now she was going to Tennessee State next semester. Taylor leaned back in her seat to the desk behind her.
"How much do you want to bet Ms. Barnes is going to give us work over the summer?" Taylor said to Rayne, who smiled.
"Bet you she'll give us work, but I'm never going to do it and she won't care." Rayne and Taylor had been friends since they were each five, and they lived threw everything. From Rayne's pet rock dying (HOW did that happen…?) to Taylor getting into honors, they've held threw thick and thin. They both got into TSU, and were even planning to go to Disneyland that summer… Until it turned out that Rayne was going on a trip ALL summer, while Taylor was going to be stuck in boring Nashville.
"Ms. Rayne and Ms. Taylor, I heard those comments!" Ms. Barnes said in her raspy, turtle like voice.
"I'm surprised you even heard that much." Erick Shalcove said, his feet on the desk in front of him.
"Erick Haden Shalcove, you will be quiet right now!"
"Ooh, so scared. You used my middle name. Shall I get the whip?"
"Mr. Shalcove, if you say one more word…"
"You'll beat me senseless with your old 1960's records? You're basically asking me to call the Union on you, aren't you?"
"Erick… I'll—" The bell chooses to ring then, before the teacher had the chance to say anything else. Taylor and Rayne walked up to Erick and Taylor put her hand on his shoulder.
"One of these days, you're going to get killed." Taylor said, shaking her head. They started to walk out of the room, towards the parking lot.
"I can't help it; it's part of my roguish charm."
"Believe me, even if you had 'roguish charm', none of use would care." Rayne said, rolling her eyes.
"Nya, you know you're affected." He said, brushing his dark brown hair out of his green eyes with his hand.
"Okay, idiots, lets all get into my car in a nice and orderly fashion and don't break any of my random useless crap." Taylor said, opening the back door to her black Sedan and waving her hand in front of it like a chauffeur. Rayne glared at her, and then got in.
"I call shotgun!" Erick shouted happily, jumping into the front of the car.
Rayne furrowed her eyebrows, and then looked up at Erick. "Wait, don't you have your own car?"
He leaned back and smiled. "Yup. And you're point is…?" Rayne got out the car, walked over to Erick's side of the car, opened the door, and then shoved him out.
"My point is get the heck out of the car you freeloader!"
"Ah, what's with all the hatred in the world? Have you ever heard of… um… uh… crap…"
"You're random quotes won't work on me!"
"Well, what about 'friends stick together?'"
"What about 'freeloaders will be hurt badly?'" Rayne said. Taylor sighed.
"Jeez, you guys fight like a married couple…"
"Do not!" They both said at the same time.
"Whatever, Mr. and Ms. Shalcove—"
"SHUT UP YOU RETARD!!" Erick yelled.
"Ah, I hit a rough spot, did I not?" Taylor said, smiling.
"Shut. Up." Rayne said, throwing Taylor an evil glare.
"Okay, Okay. Buckle up so I can get going. I have places to go. Naruto episodes to watch. A life to live." Taylor shifted the car into gear and started to drive to her house.
"Fine, but only as long as I get to come and watch too. Kakuzu's kickin' shinobi butt in this episode." Rayne said, smiling mischievously.
"Ah, just drop me off at my house. I've already seen the episodes." Erick said, putting his hands behind his head.
"Why didn't you just take your car?" Taylor asked, keeping her eyes on the road.
"I dunno."
"Idiot…" Erick leaned up in the seat.
"Aww, you know you love me." He said, putting on a fake puppy dog face.
Taylor smirked. "I don't, but I don't know about Rayne."
"Shaddup!" Taylor just smiled, and then they all sat in silence for a few minutes, until they came to a big brick house.
"Okay, Erick, here's your house. Now get out you freeloader." Erick scowled, but got out the car.
"Nya, you guys are always bein' mean to me. One of these days you'll never see me again."
"We're all going to the same college, taking the same courses, even living in the same dorm." Rayne said, "We're going to see so much of you the bear sight of your face is going to bring pain and suffering to our very own eyes." Taylor smiled and looked at her very eccentric friend.
"You've been reading more Edgar Allen Poe novels, haven't you?"
"Maybe…" Rayne said, shifting a book behind her back. Erick smiled lightly, thinking, I can't believe I hang out with these people…
"Well, see ya later ya weirdos." He said, waving and walking off to his house. After he disappeared behind the door, Taylor started to drive off.
"I can't believe we won't see each other for, like, two months!" Rayne said.
"And you leave, when? Tomorrow?"
"Yeah. ZOMG! I just remembered I have to pack! Take me to my house, please! I forgot that I couldn't come over your house today! Sorry!" Rayne spazzed, waving her arms. Taylor smiled, and rolled her eyes.
"I knew you'd probably forget, so that's why I went this way all along."
"Ah, you know me so well." Rayne said, ending her spazzing episode. They drove for about ten minutes until they came up to a white two-story house. Taylor stopped, and then turned back to Rayne with a sad smile on her face.
"I'm going to miss you." Rayne smiled back, and then got out of the car.
"Me too." Rayne said.
"You have to promise when you get back we're going to do a bunch of crappy random crap with Erick." Taylor said, looking at her friend.
"Promise." Rayne said, walking towards her house.
"See ya!" Taylor said, before Rayne waved back and went into her house. Taylor turned the car around and started to drive back to her house.
"I'M HOME!" Taylor yelled, throwing her bookbag on the couch of her house. Taylor's mom and dad appeared, carrying suitcases and bags.
"Honey, we're just about to leave for our flight." Her dad said, dragging a light brown suitcase.
"I just got here!" Taylor whined.
"You know we have that flight, Taylor." Her mom said.
"Okay." Her parents opened the door, and then stepped out.
"Taylor, you know where everything is, and we left you 500 dollars in your account. We'll add 50 or so every month until we get back, okay?" Mrs. Hitchcock said, smiling.
"We're going to really miss you," her father started, "And we love you, okay?"
"Goodbye, Tay-tay." Her mom said, smirking. Taylor scowled.
"C'mon, mom! You know I hat you calling me that!"
"What mom would I be if I listened to you?" Mrs. Hitchcock said with a wink.
Taylor smiled. "Aw, you guys leave already." Taylor's father smiled, and then waved his only available hand.
"Okay, okay. I didn't know you wanted to get rid of us that quickly." Taylor smiled and hugged her father. Taylor waved to them, and then they walked out the door.
"Ah, alone again." Taylor sighed, then went over to her computer and switched it on. She started watching Naruto, screaming at everything that happens.
"C'mon, Kakuzu! Show them what ya got!" She yelled, punching the air.
"Aw, Hidan, that was stupid!"
"Shickamaru, watch out behind you!" Just as she yelled that, a big pop-up came up on the screen. It said:
When you least expect it,
Fate will intervene,
An olden sweet,
Desired individuals you'll meet
Love it'll be,
Coming upon you like a reaper.
Taylor reread the message, and then frowned.
POV change. (Taylor)
What the HECK does that mean? 'An olden sweet?!' 'Coming upon you like a reaper?!' What with this? I printed the pop-up out and looked at it again. An olden sweet… I need a cryptologist, ne? Since I didn't have one, I just decided to go out to eat. I choose an old Japanese restaurant, and sat down at the table.
I had known the owner, Ms. Tamayo, for a while, so she naturally smiled when I walked in.
"Hello, Taylor-san how is life?" She asked, waving.
"I'm doing fine Ms. Tamayo. Can I just have some curry?"
"Sure, sit down." She gestured to a seat in the corner. My curry came in about five minutes later, obvious she's had some prepared. Had she known that I was coming? I shook it off and started eating. I finished quickly, burping.
"Oops." I said, smiling. Ms. Tamayo came, handed me the check, smiled, then handed me a fortune cookie wrapped in golden paper.
"Enjoy the cookie." Ms. Tamayo said with a wink. I smiled back, confused. Golden paper… I unwrapped it, broke the cookie, and took the fortune out, then ate the cookie. I slowly looked at the fortune then gasped. On it was:
When you least expect it,
Fate will intervene,
An olden sweet,
Desired individuals you'll meet
Love it'll be,
Coming upon you like a reaper.
Before I could say anything, the room started spinning. It got darker and darker until… I couldn't see anything.
"Stop poking her you retard." A hard poke in the side. Ouch.
"What? I want to see if she's alive!" Whining, smooth voice.
"She's alive, unless breathing and a heartbeat means she's dead." Low, rough voice.
"Shaddup." My eyes were still closed, but I could still here the two voices arguing.
"C'mon, woman, wake up." The gruff voice said. I creaked my eyes open, then bound up.
"Where the heck am I?!" I yelled, looking at the people beside me. I looked at them again, and then fell back down on the ground. I must have had some bad curry, because I'm seeing Hidan and Kakuzu. Wait, CRAP! I'M IN NARUTO?!
A/N: And there's the first chapter. Tell me what ya think, ka? R&R!
Hidan: Yay! I was in it!
Me: you play a big part in this story you retard.
Hidan: Aw, you're so mean…
