It was a warm and sunny morning... everything was going by quite swimmingly, except for the fact that Naraku had recently discovered the amazing effects of dynamite. However, instead of simply using the dynamite to make the worldzorz go all ASPLODE, Naraku decided that he would change his evil ways. He would put on a foofy dress, tie his long, girly hair in pigtails, and frolic through a field of flowers, tossing around tulip petals, attempting to make the world a happy place. After he had made himself absolutely irresistible to any blind person in the world, he decided to send Byakuya an e-mail about his new lifestyle.

Theeen he would blow up the world.

Byakuya sat at his computer, drinking his morning cup of jo, when he suddenly realized... "Oh hey, look. An e-mail from Pops!" s/he opened the e-mail to find a picture of his father in his foofy dress and with his girly pigtails. "HAWT!" Then Byakuya went away forever, sending Nintendali into an eternal slump of depression. : D

Meanwhile, Sesshomaru was reading stuff on the Freelance forums (including crack pairings, fishing trips and the pirate from his nightmares. Oh. And Duckman. Can't forget Duckman.) When he all of a sudden realized that he could've had a V8 instead. How foolish of him.

Perhaps it'd be a good idea to focus on Inuyasha and his posse?
Miroku woke up in the morning only to be unconscious. As they were all sleeping, about seventeen bajillion women came upon them with like, three children trailing at each one's feet. Oh, of course! They had come to blame Miroku for all of this! Poor monk. So, Sango had wailed on him for about three hours, practically killing him. Before he came to, a Jigglypuff came along and decided to draw on his face for fun. Yes. It was quite entertaining.

Sango couldn't leave Miroku sleeping like that, though. She put him into a nightgown and tucked him into bed, along with some evil chicken soup.
Later, Kagome decided to return to her time and bring Maury Povich back with her, and they all dressed up like gangsters. And everyone talked like rappers. To get into the Maury spirit. They did one of those DNA test thingies to see just how many children Miroku had. Fifteen and two thirds. Beautiful.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was sitting in a tree, watching all of these scenes, while listening to Hannah Montana songs on his new iPod.

The group had finally gotten fed up with Shippo and sent him to an all-boys boarding school on the beach. He was happy at first because, y'know, beach and all... but then it started raining and he realized... cue horror music and thunder storm sound effects It was Washington's beach! Dun dun dun.

They then decided to go to the dango shop. But as they were eating their dango... all of a sudden, a symbol flashed in the sky, and they all hopped into the Inu-mobile and drove off to do some shit.

Eventually... they found Naraku! DUN DUN DUN. Naraku, wearing his foofy dress and pigtails, laughed evilly... "kuku-coco-butter! You've fallen right into my trap." he then danced around the Inutachi, sprinkling flower petals on them.

"omgz lyke nooouuuzz!11!1!!oneoneone!!1!one" Kagome screamed. "I is allergic to flower petals!"

Then they all died because of retarded allergies to pollen, which I hate so über muchly.

The next day, Naraku decided to go back to work, for once. Since he had had that job since like... a really long time ago. Like, the time of the dinosaurs. (And by the way, A.D. does NOT stand for "after dinosaurs" xD) So, Naraku went back to work, and there was a new employee there. Who was an old grandma with ears that drooped down to her shoulders.

And then they lived somewhat happily ever after. I think. Probably not, actually. No, they didn't. Because Naraku blew up the world. Awesome.