Hi! It's me NaruKun427! I hope you all enjoy this story! It's pretty funny. I DON'T own Naruto, Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robins, or London Bridge. So enjoy while I talk to my friends on AIM 6.0, which by the way is SO MUCH BETTER than AIM 5.9.! Okay you can read it now. I won't be a bother anymore.
Enter: Team 7 Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi
Chapter 1: Kakashi's timing
This is the life of Kakashi Hatake and why he is never early, A.K.A always late.
Kakashi P.O.V
I lay here in my bed, starring at the cracks in my ceiling. I contemplated the amount of time it would take for me to get through my long days. After all, being on time is always my first priority.
Yeah right.
I told the team I would meet them at the training grounds at 5:00 p.m.
But we all know that's not gonna happen.
I'm always too busy reading Icha Icha Paradise or kicking butt in Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. ( do not own)
7:00 p.m.
I think I should go out and buy some ice-cream. You know what, I am gonna go out and buy myself some Baskin Robins Cookies & Crème ice-cream (do not own) and maybe I'll get some doughnuts since Dunkin' Donuts (don't own) and Baskin Robins are joined together now.
7:37 p.m.
I just got back from Baskin Robins/ Dunkin' Donuts. I'm going to enjoy a nice cup of Cookies & Crème and a jelly doughnut. (Mmm……donuts!) I think I deserve my donut and ice-cream with all the training I've been doing with the rest of the team. I wonder if they're still waiting for me to come. If I was them I would have left by now.
2:10 a.m.
Oh crap! I fell asleep! I feel so drunk. I spy with my sharingan eye 10- no wait 15 bottles of sake on the floor. Oh… No wonder I feel so drunk- I drank too much sake! (I'm good at mysteries). I wonder if they are still there. Well I guess I should go meet them right now. Hey! Something is very wrong here. Why is there a naked girl next to me……… and why am I naked?! Where the hell are my boxers and pants?! Well I guess I should throw the girl out the window and go find my boxers and pants. (Kakashi now lifts up the girl and takes her over to the opened window falls.) I guess I should take into account that I'm in the penthouse of this apartment building that happens to be 13 stories high. Nah!
(Kakashi now chucks the girl out the window).
"Bye! Have a safe trip!" I turned around to inspect the rest of my room.
"Oh! There are my boxers and pants! (Kakashi now gets on his pants and boxers and finds a decent shirt. He is dressed now.) Well, I'm off to see the rest of the team!
2:10 a.m.
I'm on the sidewalk right now walking to the training grounds. I'm jamming to my walkman. Z-100 is on. Oh my song is on!
How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin' down like…
Oh man… My batteries died as soon as the good part came. Oh well I can hum a song better than London Bridge. (Kakashi begins humming London Bridge.) I like my song better than Fergie's. I'm 1 block away from the training grounds! I'm gonna make it…! Oh look a stray kitten! I'm gonna follow it!
3:45 a.m.
The kitten went into the dumpster so I can't follow it anymore. Well let's head to the training grounds!
5:15 a.m.
I got caught up again I saw about 15 more stray kittens so I followed every last one of them. The strange thing is that they all went into a dumpster though. Oh well I'll be at the training grounds soon.
5:17 a.m.
Yes! I made it!
Kakashi: "Hello Sakura. Sasuke, and Naruto." Lets start training,"
Sasuke: "Sharingan! I'm gonna kill you and enjoy doing it Kakashi! There will be no regrets!"
Kakashi: "Sasuke why are you in Sharingan? And Naruto why are you in nine- tailed fox form?"
Uh-oh. They are mad at me. Really mad at me.
Kakashi: "Sasuke and Naruto please don't attack me, I can explain." No wait- scratch that. I can't explain.
Naruto is know in Nine-Tailed Fox form and Sasuke is in demon form.
The team is attacking me but I can defiantly hold them off! I mean come on, I'm a jonin! They're such losers they can't defeat me Kakashi Hatake the legendary Copy Ninja! They are inferior to my strength!
9:00 a.m.
I'm in the hospital now… I knew they were going to beat me! And when I say 'they' I mean Sasuke and Naruto. Not Sakura. Sakura did nothing.
10:15 a.m.
The team is going to throw me a hospital party enough though they are the ones that beat me up in the first place. Aww… isn't that sweet?
Bye!!!!!
