Death and Revenge
Disclaimer: The show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its characters belong to Joss, Fox, and UPN I'm just borrowing Warren for a while. I promise that I'll give him back. I don't promise that he'll be unharmed.
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Warren was experiencing a mix of emotions. Foremost was shock. That bitch had killed him! The Slayer's witch bitch of a friend had killed him! This emotion was quickly giving way to lust, however. For standing in front of him was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Even better was that she was scantily clad in gauzy, almost see-through, pink material.
I'm in heaven. Warren thought smugly, giving the woman what he thought of as his suave and charming you-so-want-to-sleep-with-me smile. The woman smiled back and stepped closer to him. She reached out and caressed his cheek with a slender and graceful hand.
"Hello Warren." Her voice was low and intimate. "I am Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love." Her tone of voice changed. She dug her fingernails into his skin and forced him to look up and meet her eyes. It was then that Warren noticed dimly that she was taller than him.
"And I am Not Happy with you." Her voice held a dangerous edge. "Neither are they." She continued as the Willow/Tara 'shippers stepped out of the shadows to surround Warren. HE noted worriedly that they were all holding large wooden sticks. He returned his attention to Aphrodite only to discover that she was gone. It was just him, trapped inside a room with a very angry group of people. Warren swallowed nervously as the Willow/Tara 'shippers advanced on him with bloodthirsty glints in their eyes. Warren was able to squeak out one word before they attacked.
"Mommy."
~Fin~
