Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, BUT I do own this pack of Sugar Bunnies! Cower beneath their might!

Attack of the Sugar Bunnies

Chapter One: Malon

"NEIGH!"

"Oomph!" Link said as his trusty 'steed' Epona kicked him to the ground.

"What was that for?" asked Link as he wiped the mud from his tunic. "I just got this thing cleaned!"

Epona gave Link a glare which he thought meant something like, "Give me some food, I'm starving," but it really meant, "Watch where you put that brush, fairy boy." (A/N: Who would have thought Epona called Link "Fairy Boy?")

Link walked to the stable to get some of the new Kibble Bits for the animals at the ranch. "Hm, what's this stuff made from? Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, artificial sugar, natural sugar, wait, that's all basically the same!"

Meanwhile…

Malon had just walked into the house when she noticed something sitting on the counter top. "Hey dad, what's this?" she asked Talon, as she picked up the marshmallowy creatures.

"Dad? Oh father! OY! WAKE UP, WOULDJA?" She screamed at Talon. He just managed to get up.

"D-don't… go near… the sug…" He groaned as he slipped into a sugar coma.

"Yeah! Dad's out cold! NO RULES!" Malon started to do a victory dance, when she realized that the fluffy things were crawling towards her.

"Aw, cute little things. Come to Malo… Wha- what are you doing? NO! STOP! OW! NO, AAGGHH!"


"Okay, Epona. There's some nice food and water for you. Now let's go on a ride, shall we?" Link said as he ran his hand through Epona's hair.

Just then, Link saw a yellow and orange blur zip across the field. "What the hell…?"

It came closer… And closer… and… Wait, not that close! Bang Rewind It came closer… and closer, until at last, Link could tell what it, or she was.

"Malon? What are you doing?" Link inquired. "IT'S SUGAR BUNNIES! SUGAR BUNNIES! TRY SOME!" She held out a bag of the marshmallow demons to Link, but even if he wanted to try some, Malon's vibrating hand prevented it.

"Um… no… thanks…" Link just managed to get out as Malon screamed in his face. "NO? FAIRY BOY IS MISSING ALL THE FUN! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, ANGELA!"

Link gave her a confused stare. "Um… Who's Angela?" "WHY, SHE'S THE GREEN BUNNY, OF COURSE!" A green sugar bunny popped out of the bag. "I'm Angela," It squeaked. "why don't you try some of us? We won't HURT, (twitch, twitch) I promise…

"Uh- er- n-no thanks, Angela…" Link was feeling very freaked out by then. Angela moved in closer. She started to whisper. "You might say no now, but you won't be able to resist for long."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Link asked. "Nothing!" Angela said, resuming her sweet voice.

"Hey don't get to close to him, Ange. He's mine. WELL, BYE LINKY! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND DO SOME OTHER STUFF WHEN I'M DONE!" Malon shrieked. She became a blur again and took off.

"Navi, remind me never to eat those things."


Meanwhile, in the Sugar Bunny HQ, I mean bag…

"General Angela!" A small red bunny said. "The homing devices were properly placed on the boy's fairy!" "Good, good. Soon we will live our dream, and take over all of Hyrule by making people hyper! … Or something. Yeah, We'll do better then our old leader, Ganondorf!" Angela raved. "Yes Sir! I mean M'am! I mean, General Angela!" Squeaked the red sugar bunnie soldier. "Now, let's shoot out someone to create another fleet in, oh don't know. Kokiri Forest, perhaps?


I hope you all liked the first chapter! I promise to have just about everyone in Hyrule taken over… Thanks to my cousin Overprotective Mario for idea's and support. I know it was terrible, so please review with ideas!