Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, because if I did, he would simply not exist! I do, however, I own Jimmy, Hyuun and Hari.
"I'm taking a summer vacation." Shikamaru threw his headband to the ground, scratching his head. Kiba, and his little cousin Jimmy, stopped dead in their tracks.
"What do you mean 'I'm taking a summer vacaction!'" Jimmy asked sharply, stopping mid-jutsu. She glared at him, her deep brown eyes piercing him.
"Yeah! It's spring!" Kiba agreed, raising a fist. Akamaru barked also.
Staring hatefully at her older cousin, Jimmy muttered, "You disgust me."
"Aww, Jimmy…"
Shikamaru sighed. Why do I have to tag along with these two morons… I'd rather be with Temari… how bothersome…Shikamaru thought. "No, really, I'm serious. I think we've been overworked since that last killing Naruto fiasco(OOC:see document 'When Naruto Dies!')…" He glared at her a bit, then continued, "And, this whole 'I'm-the-only-chunin-in-this-stinkin'-generation ordeal is getting on my nerves! This is far too bothersome! So, I'm taking a vacation, just for a couple months, but it's still a vacation."
"Yeah, a summer vacation… that sounds good! But let's make it a spring vacation!" Kiba smiled.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" Jimmy shouted, slapping Kiba on the head. "Do you really mean that you're going to give up being a shinobi for even a little while! Taking off your headband is a symbol of quitting! And I don't think my two role-models would quit at anything, now would you!"
Kiba and Shikamaru stared at each other. "Uh, duh."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'UH, DUH!' THAT IS TERRIBLE, JUST SIMPLY TERRIBLE! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF! IT IS JUST SO TERRIBLE, THAT YOU TWO WOULD THINK IN SUCH A WAY! I'M ASHAMED TO HAVE YOU TWO AS MY ROLE-MODELS NOW! I WILL FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE SHINOBI, UNLIKE YOU!" Jimmy screamed, shaking her fists, and jumping on top of a rock to make the moment shine.
"What's she grumbling about, now?"
"Oh, hey Neji." Shikamaru and Kiba sighed, heads held low.
"Aw, c'mon guys, don't her boss you around. She's so annoying." TenTen said happily. Then stopped short to see Jimmy with a very red face. "B-but s-so, smart. A-and, and cute, yeah… uh… Neji help me!"
Neji shook his head sadly, "You're on your own sweetie- she's really evil." Everyone stared at him for a moment, shocked that 'sweetie' was even in Neji's vocabulary. "Uh… ah… I mean Ten… Ten."
"She is annoying." Gaara said, stepping out from the trees, sand surrounding him as pinecones fell. "May we I kill her?"
"YOU DARE KILL THE GREAT JIMMY!" Jimmy shouted at him, chucking a rock at him. Surprisingly, Gaara ducked and held up shaking hands.
"Y-yes ma'am!"
"'Yes ma'am!'" Kankuro shouted, then screamed in a very girly voice and fainted. Temari walked over to her younger brother, stared at him for a moment, then kicked him.
"The deed is done!" Temari chirped. Then picked up Kankuro and stuck him over a fire, which seriously appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey, somethin' cookin'?" Chouji asked, smiling.
Temari narrowed her eyes, "Only him. You want him? But I'll warn you, he tastes annoying."
Chouji rubbed his chin thoughtfully, but shook his head. "I don't eat annoying. It has strange bitter taste to it. Almost like Ino's hair…"
"Chouji! My hair doesn't taste annoying!" Ino grumbled, tying her hair up into a bun self-conciously.
"Nope, just you in general tastes annoying." Shikamaru said.
"Hey!"
"You guys, that is sooo gross!" Sakura whined, holding onto Sasuke's arm. "Sasuke! Protect me from Team Canibal!" she shrieked.
"Hey, Sakura, would you be a dear and LET GO OF ME!" Sasuke shouted, sending Sakura sprawling to the ground. "Thank you kindly."
"B-but Shino… that's not a good idea…" Hinata said, chasing after Shino, who was stomping toward Kiba angrily.
"But nothing, I'm doing it." Shino said simply.
"What are you two talking about?" Kiba asked cheerfully, smiling at Shino.
"Oh, nothing, 'buddy'." Shino answered, Kiba just stared at him blankly.
"Guys, guys! There is a strange duo standing at the village gates!" Rock Lee called, limping toward the group of genin (and one chunin) on his crutches.
"You mean stranger than you?" asked Neji.
"Yes! They are this way, please do follow me."
Near the Konohakagure Village gates…
"Hari…"
"Shut-up."
"But Hari…"
"Shut-up."
The two jonin ninjas stood before the Konoha Village gates. One with long blond hair was wearing a traditional temple monk's robes and a gigantic sword. While the other, had dyed-pink hair and was wearing a pop-culture style kimono with jeans underneath.
"There they are!"
"Lee, they don't look any weirder than you." TenTen said, staring at her fellow ninja disgustedly.
"B-but this other one, he was so short, and he had these huge eyebrows and this really, really weird jumpsuit. He was over there!" Lee shouted, pointing at a waterfall.
"Lee, that was you." Neji sighed.
"No it was not! He was all shaky like his outline was all messed up…" Lee exclaimed.
"Lee, you're an idiot." Neji sighed again.
The two jonin ninjas turned around. "Ooh, that one in the jumpsuit's kinda cute!" the jonin with pink hair said, pointing at Lee.
"Shut-up," said the other.
Lee's eyes grew even wider than they were normally. "Y-you really think so? You think I'm cute!" Lee asked.
"Yeah, of course!"
Neji and TenTen nearly fainted.
"Anyway, who are you!" Shikamaru asked, running up beside a passed-out Neji and TenTen.
"I'm Hyuun! And she's Hari! We're from the sand village!" the girl with the pink hair-Hyuun- answered cheerily. Then she narrowed her eyes, "And we're here to kill a certain Uzumaki Naruto."
