Selene, Michael, Lucian, Sonja, Kraven, and Erika were sitting in the mansion den just snuggling by the fireplace. There's a farting sound that you could hear most likely at least ten yards away. "Ewww! LUCIAN!" Sonja yelled at her husband.
"It wasn't me! It came from over there." He said pointing towards the other two couples.
"Michael!" Selene yelled.
"Don't look at me! I didn't do it."
Everyone stopped then looked to Kraven and Erika glaring at the two. "Sorry." Kraven said weakly.
"EWWW!" Erika screeched moving away from him. "Go wash up in the bathroom and take a god damn shower."
Selene nodded in agreement. "I don't normally agree with Erika, but I'm with her on this one."
Kraven grumbled and got up to get a shower. "I can't believe he did that." Erika said once Kraven was out of hearing shot.
"Makes me even more glad he's not my mate." Selene said snuggling closer to Michael who wrapped his arms around her waist. "No one is better than my Michael. Isn't that right, Mikey?"
Michael kissed her temple. "Right. But please don't call me Mikey ever again. Anything, but that."
Selene giggles. "Ok, Love. I'm sorry." She said sincerely and kissed the tip of his nose.
Sonja hissed. "My Lucian is way better! Right, Baby?"
He kissed his wife's head. "Don't drag ME into this. I love you, but I'm not wanting to get into an immortal fight over whose lover is better."
"Well, you're still better. Especially in bed." She whispered seductively and kissed him about to take his shirt off.
"Get a room!" Selene, Michael, and Erika yelled disgusted.
The two ignored them and just continued right there on the den floor. Michael completely repulsed by this, grabbed Selene bridal style and took her to their quarters. Erika just watched in aw horrified.
In the room with Selene and Michael. "I can't believe they would have sex right in the middle of the den floor." Michael said to his girlfriend.
"I know. It's so repulsive. I was about to hurl up my dinner when you grabbed me."
"I love you. You know that?"
"I know. I love you too, Michael. What I really don't get is that Sonja wants to ravage her husband when she's six months pregnant. That's not normal. She should be the opposite."
"I know, Hun. But maybe it's different with immortals. Maybe their sex drive increases instead of decreases when pregnant like a human. Humans for sure have harder times because the husband or boyfriend always seems to want sex with their pregnant significant other, but the pregnant woman does not. She's completely repulsed just by the thought of it. I speak from a doctor's point of view."
"Seems to me you should have always been a doctor, Mr. Corvin."
"Really? Why's that?"
"Because you have the brains for it and you're a natural. You saved my life when you didn't even know my name out of thin air when we crashed into the river a year ago. That's not something most people would have done. In fact most people would have let me drown and die in that river."
"I couldn't. I wouldn't. My doctor instincts took over and it's just what I do. Besides, if I hadn't, I'd be dead right now too thanks to Kraven who shot me with silver nitrate three times after trying to escape with you. I'm surprised he hasn't tried anything since I moved in here with you. Especially since he always had an infatuation with you."
"More like an obsession. He wouldn't ever leave me alone. In fact he tried forcing me into his bed with him a couple of times when I was first turned. Once my training to become a death dealer was over and I was officially one of them, he still kept trying to force me, but I was too strong for him and kicked his ass. I told Viktor and he scorned the bearocrat for trying to force me. But the first time I kicked the guy's ass, Viktor appraised me. Said that if he ever tries forcing me into his bed again, he gave me his full permission to kick his ass every time. I told Kraven of that revelation and he never tried force again. But he still lusted after me none the less. I turned him down every time and when he said a year ago I embarrassed him by awakening Viktor, he said something about having plans for us meaning him and I as a mated couple and I was pissed off. I told him straight out that there was no us and punched him in the nose breaking it. His face from the blow was absolutely priceless." She said laughing.
Michael laughed with her and pulled her to him when their laughter died down. "I can imagine. He must have been shocked to the brink of death."
"He was. He looked absolutely mortified and in horror. I left and laughed my ass off at that when I was finally alone."
Their door flew open and Kraven marched in grabbing Selene and kissing her roughly. "HEY! Get away from her!" Michael yelled punching him off her.
Selene was just too shocked to move. The sudden kiss shocked her into mortified horror and she just sat there unmoving until Kraven was pried off of her. "What the fuck?!" Kraven yelled getting back up.
Michael turned to Selene and hugged her. "You ok, Lene?"
The sound of Michael's voice brought her back to reality and she looked at him. "Uh, yeah. I'm fine. I was just in mortified horror at the sudden kiss."
"I saw. I knew it shocked you into unmoving, so I pried him off. You sure you're ok? No confusion or anything?"
"Confusion about what?"
"Your feelings."
"Absolutely not! Kraven is a traitorous, obsessive bastard who can't keep his hands off me." She said glaring at the bearocrat. "I'm yours, Michael James Corvin. Forever. I love you and anyone tries to take you from me, they won't live to see the light of day or if a vampire the moon of night again. You're mine forever and I am yours."
Michael smiled and pecked her lips. "I'm glad because I'm never letting you go. EVER."
