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RoseAliceCullen and I came up with this. It's just a funny little roleplay! hope you all enjoy! We love Reviews so please review!!

Deep in the streets of Forks lives a creature.. A creature so Horrid, i dare
not speak the name. A womans screams was heard in the distance...

"No!! Please, Donthis!" The girl named Bella Shrieked.
"Im sorry little girl, but you are my victem, and theres nothing you can do
about it! I SHALL DEVOUR YOU SOUL!"
"Ill call my hot Vampire boyfriend! He'll be sure to kill you"
"Ha!" The villan spat in her face as he pushed her to the ground. "Your puny
vampire has no effect on me! For i am Wonder C, The most vile, horrid,
crimeseeking SuperKiller in Existance! His Powers do nothing!"

Just as Wonder C said this, Bella began to fly. Shocked, they both say her
land a good 20 yards away from Him.. or her... we were never really sure.

"AH! NOO! NOT EDWWARD PLEASE HAVE MERCY!IM DOMED!! I WANT TO BE GOOD! TEACH
ME YOUR WAYS,!"
"Fine,"Stated edward. "But you must promise to never devour the soul on any
human ever again!"
Wonder C places one hand on a book intitled Being a good vampire for dummies
and the other on his heart" I, Wonder C, Pledge to never devour the soul of a
human being ever again! Oh, thank you, you kind, gentle, gentlemenlike,"He
continued talking in a quieter voice "sexy, hot, dropdeadgourgeous vampire!"
Bella and edward stared at him in shock.
"Uhh.. is he gay?" Bella asked.
"Im not sure... Hey Wonder C, are you gay?" Silence.


"Uhmm. GOTTA GO!" And Wonder C ran off, Never to be heard from again.
Bella and Edward turned to eachother, and started to make out.

THE END