A/N: Hiiiiiiiii! Well, this is something I'll write before I continue with My Skellngton. THIS IS A MATUR SEXAY FIC! DONT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 11! Anywya, since I'm pansexuall, this is SO completly HAWTHAWTHAWT! I am single, if anyon is intrested! *Winkwink* I think this is caled a crak fic, so yeah.

On night, a girl by the name of Isabella DeLacey Haviland woke up in her Slythein dorm room, another girl laying next to her, since Hogwarts didnt have enough beds for all of them to sleep in a separet bunk.
"Lillya, wake up! I heared moaning and groaning!"
Lillya opened her beautiful saffire eyes, and she then got up, letting Isabella out. They then put on black leather slippers, and they walked out, holding a latern to go find out the noise.
"Issy, I think it's not in our dorm!" Lillya said, and then we both walked up the stares, and then we came across the Hufflepuff dorm, and checked both of them. In the girls dorm: Eveyone was asleep. In the boys dorm: two boys were up playing on a Ninetendo DS.
They were silent though, so it couldn't be them.
Lillya then heard the moaning and groaning coming from two levels above, because they have amazin hering.
We then walked up two levels, to the Ravenclaw dorm, and then checked the girls room. They were sleeping. And then after peeking into the boy room, there were the only two boys left in Ravenclaw for the winter holiday, and they were having sex. They were seventh years, like us, and then we both closed the door and stared mastrubating at the sexay sight. We hid under a bed, still looking at them. We then started making out, and then she touched my vagina and she then licked my hugeass boobies before I came all over her, and then she came as well, and we were both covvered in vagina juices.
The two boys both noticed us, and then they hid their amazing penies underneath the blanket, and then we got out, and we then walked outside of Hogywarts, and then we went into the Forbbiden Forest, and then we had sex under the stars.
We drenched each other in girl juice, and then we both saw a unicorn, and it smiled and it blasted silever semen all over us.

Nine mmonths later, we both gave birth to the unicorns babys. They came out of our uterouses flying, and then rainbows trailed after them. We then gave birth to six female babys each, and they were already all sixteen after they came out, and then I gave birth to six more unicorns, and then I orgasemed. It felt so good. And the next day we went back to Hofwarts, and then we had sex that night. Then all the other girl Sltherins began fucking me, and they all came inside me, and then they stood back when coughed up some semen. I then gave birth to fifteen goth babies. All of the girls took the one that looked like them, and then I smiled when Lillya kissed me, and then she took the last baby. She then fell asleep with me, and the next day, we left Hogwarts, when we got married in Scotland, and a unicon that I had given birth too picked us up on his back and he took us back to America, where we both got a house and had thirty seven more children. He then came back and showed us all of his adorable baby unicrons which we took home and they all snuggled with our babies. We smiled, and we then fell asleep, when we both died.
The End

A/N: I hope it was cracky enough! I think that I did pretty good on that! Well, I hope that me and my BGFF will get together, and if not, agan, you can take me offer! *Winkwinkwinkwink*