A/N: Basically, I've collected a bunch of quotes from movies, books, TV shows, etc. and fit them into scenarios involving the Harry Potter characters. They'll be of varied length, genre, rating, and pairings, so you'll most likely find something in here for you. If you want to request a quote, pairing, or give me some prompt words, feel free to do so in a review. Without any further ado, here's my first installment of Once Upon a Quote! Side note, however, the first one isn't amazing. There are better ones further in xD
Title: No Cliché
Genre: Romance/Family
Rating: T
Warning: Kissing
Pairing/Character: Rose/Scorpius, Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 277
When Hermione Weasley imagined meeting her daughter's boyfriend for the first time, it wasn't like this. She imagined him coming over for dinner, Ron being moody and giving him the If-You-Hurt-Her-I'll-Break-Your-Face-In talk, Rose blushing like a tomato. She imagined the cliché family meeting. But this was reality. The cold, hard truth.
Rose, having finished school only months previously, crept out the house at night and escaped to the Leaky Cauldron. Little did she know, her mother was sitting in the shadows, reading, and watched her leave the house. She called Ron down, got in the car and followed her daughter.
Of course, Rose wouldn't have known that one of the many cars on the street contained her parents. So when she greeted a blond-haired man outside the wizard pub by locking lips, she didn't expect this to happen.
"Rose Weasley, what in Merlin's name do you think you are doing?!"
As her parents approached her, Rose stepped in front of the man protectively. Ron, seemingly in shock, mouthed wordlessly as his face purpled from anger, though no sound escaped his being.
"Mum, Dad, it's not what it looks like."
Hermione snorted. As the blond man began to stutter an apology, Hermione raised a finger and prodded it at him. "You; shut up." She then moved her finger to Rose's direction, and her daughter winced. "You; big trouble." And then, finally, to her mute husband. "You; get in the car."
This wasn't how Hermione planned on meeting Rose's boyfriend, not at all.
"You; shut up. You; big trouble. You; get in the car." - The Mummy Returns.
A/N: Seriously not my best work *sigh* But it'll have to do, right? I hope you enjoyed it, despite the crappyness.
Reviews are appreciated!
