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Getting Lost at Central Park

Jake Long, the American Dragon, is patrolling the Central Park when he suddenly hears some unusual singing.

"I'm lost! I'm lost! I'm lost! I'm lost!" The voice sings. Looking around, Jake sees some green haired kid dancing around. The kid is so fat that, had Jake not noticed the kid is a kid, and male, he would have thought the kid is pregnant.

'I can't let that kid, whoever he is, wandering around.' Jake thinks. He then starts going towards the boy but realizes he can't appear as a dragon so he dragons down. "Yo, kid. Are you lost?"

"Me?" The kid asks. "Oh, yeah, but that's no problem. My godchild was so upset with my mood swings he wished me to get lost and then I went here."

"Did you say godchild?" Jake asks, confused.

"That's right, kiddo." The green haired kid replies. "I'm a... (makes a magical sign appear with what he is saying) FAIRY GODPARENT!!!"

"A what?"

"A FAIRY GODPARENT." The green haired replies as it was the most natural thing of the world.

"Dude, you've been reading too many fairy tales." Jake comments.

"Oops, I forgot I couldn't reveal myself to any humans other than my godchild." The green haired replies.

"Yeah, right." Jake sarcastically comments.

"No, American Dragon, he's really a Fairy Godparent." One of the fairies Jake is already used to interact appears and replies. "And don't worry, Fairy Godparent. That kid is the American Dragon."

"Oh, in that case, nice to meet you, American Dragon." The green haired fairy replies. "I'm Cosmo, a Fairy Godparent."

"And I'm Jake Long, the American Dragon." Jake replies. "Cosmo, I don't wanna be rude but, may I suggest you a diet?"

"Sure, Jake." Cosmo happily replies. "What for?"

"Look at your belly, dude."

"Oh, no. That's not fat." Cosmo replies. "I'm pregnant."

"WHAT?!?!" Jake asks, even more freaked out than when he saw those kids dressed like his Grandfather last Halloween. "But, but, aren't you a boy?"

"Exactly." Cosmo replies. "Everybody knows that's how fairy pregnancy works. The boy fairy is the one to become pregnant."

"Mr. Cosmo, I don't think it's safe here." The other fairy comments. "The Huntsclan usually hunts around here."

"In that case, I'll get lost elsewhere. Bye." Cosmo replies and then POOFs himself away. The other fairy also leaves, while Jake is still too shocked to react. Lao Shi then appears. "Anything unusual tonight, young dragon?"

Jake is still motionless.

THE END

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