-1 There once was a website named Myspace. Myspace was your average website. It liked to interact with its users, be pummeled with comments, and enjoyed HTML code. Myspace had a friend named Eleanor. It was Eleanor's very favorite website. Myspace liked to read all of Eleanor's naughty messages to her friends. It eagerly awaited the end of the school day, when Eleanor would faithfully come back to it. One day, however, Eleanor received a comment that would change Myspace's life forever.
It was December 2nd, 2007. Eleanor had rushed home from school to check her beloved website. She had a few friend requests which she looked through. It was the usual - thirty-two year old men from Nebraska whom she had never heard of. She had a couple birthday announcements, too. Her friend, Katherine, was going to turn fifteen in a couple days. Good thing Myspace had reminded her! She would have forgotten poor Katherine's birthday! Then, what would have happened to that friendship? However, due to Myspace's faithful birthday announcements, she would be able to get Katherine a present in a timely fashion. Next, Eleanor checked her comments. She had the usual array of comments spam-like in nature, but she also had one from her friend named Jack.
It read, "OMG elnor u hav 2 check out tihs site calld facebook!!!!1oneone"
So, Eleanor headed on over to face . It was similar to her beloved Myspace, yet dissimilar all at the same time. It was new, exciting. She registered under the network for her high school. And that's how it began. From that day on, when Eleanor ran home from school, it wasn't to check her Myspace. Instead, Eleanor would check Facebook.
As the days rolled by, Myspace began to get depressed. Eleanor hadn't come to visit it in, lyek, a week. So, it decided to do some investigating. It followed the URL that Jack had given to Eleanor on that fateful day. And that's when Myspace first encountered Facebook. And Facebook? Well… Myspace couldn't even describe how glorious Facebook was. Myspace wanted to remain unnoticed, though, so it crept back into its own URL.
After that, Myspace was acting very glitchy. All it could think about was Facebook… Those beautiful walls, the applications, and the networks… Myspace had to see Facebook again. It crept back out of its own URL and into Facebook's. Facebook took notice of the intrusion this time. Myspace timidly approached the confused-looking Facebook. Determined to win Facebook as its love… Myspace gave Facebook its URL.

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Two years later, a new website was released. It was called… Myface. And everyone lived happily ever after, save for Jack. He got hit by a bus due to his atrocious spelling and overuse of the exclamation mark.