Ur Eyebalz
by vincent crabbe
i saw u the othur day
and i never wood of thot
that a girl as meen as u
cood b so hot
its ur eyez
they tayk me by supryz
i kant c nething
but ur crazee eyez
theyre so weerd
they just look at me
and i feel scared
i hayt ur eyez
but i cant look away
cuz they tayk me by supryz
and ur heer 2 stay
You're not seriously thinking of giving this to a real girl, are you? Because if you are, I'll start making funeral arrangements. -Draco
The Meerer
by gregory goyle
wen i look in the meerer
ur fayss just gets cleerer
ur standin rite behind me
and ur fayss is all i see
i want u 2 moov
cuz i need 2 shayv
Uh....why would a girl be standing behind you in the BATHROOM? That's just creepy. -Draco
If U Left Me
by vincent crabbe
i liyk u alot
and i dont no if u do or not
so ill just say it
if u left me
i wood b sad
if u sed u hayt me
i wood be mad
i mite punch ur fayss
if u sed its me u hayt
so come w/ me on a dayt
if its not me u hayt
and if its ur cat u luv
u wont say im not wat ur dreamin of
if u left me
i wood be sad
if u sed u hayt me
i wood b mad
cuz i mite punch ur fayss
if u say its me u hayt
If you give this to who I think you're going to give this to, SHE might punch YOUR face. -Draco
Hey...Draco Malfoy again. Just wanted to let you know that there probably won't be anymore love songs for a while. I guess that'll teach them not to crush on Millicent Bullstrode. At the very least, it'll teach them not to write crappy "love" songs for the girl who likes to break bricks with her forehead.
Go ahead and start celebrating. I'll get the ice cream cake.
2 Millicent
by gregory goyle
i kno u punched my fayss
and pushed my nose out of playss
but ur so prettee
i cant even say
look me in the eyez
and say ur suprized
at wut u c there
pleez to visit me?
The Hospitull Wing
by vincent crabbe
it sucks
wen a prettee girl put u there
and she wont even visit
so laym
