Ur Eyebalz

by vincent crabbe

i saw u the othur day
and i never wood of thot
that a girl as meen as u
cood b so hot

its ur eyez
they tayk me by supryz
i kant c nething
but ur crazee eyez

theyre so weerd
they just look at me
and i feel scared

i hayt ur eyez
but i cant look away
cuz they tayk me by supryz
and ur heer 2 stay


You're not seriously thinking of giving this to a real girl, are you? Because if you are, I'll start making funeral arrangements. -Draco


The Meerer

by gregory goyle

wen i look in the meerer
ur fayss just gets cleerer

ur standin rite behind me
and ur fayss is all i see

i want u 2 moov
cuz i need 2 shayv


Uh....why would a girl be standing behind you in the BATHROOM? That's just creepy. -Draco


If U Left Me

by vincent crabbe

i liyk u alot
and i dont no if u do or not
so ill just say it

if u left me
i wood b sad
if u sed u hayt me
i wood be mad

i mite punch ur fayss
if u sed its me u hayt

so come w/ me on a dayt
if its not me u hayt
and if its ur cat u luv
u wont say im not wat ur dreamin of

if u left me
i wood be sad
if u sed u hayt me
i wood b mad

cuz i mite punch ur fayss
if u say its me u hayt


If you give this to who I think you're going to give this to, SHE might punch YOUR face. -Draco


Hey...Draco Malfoy again. Just wanted to let you know that there probably won't be anymore love songs for a while. I guess that'll teach them not to crush on Millicent Bullstrode. At the very least, it'll teach them not to write crappy "love" songs for the girl who likes to break bricks with her forehead.

Go ahead and start celebrating. I'll get the ice cream cake.


2 Millicent

by gregory goyle

i kno u punched my fayss
and pushed my nose out of playss
but ur so prettee
i cant even say

look me in the eyez
and say ur suprized
at wut u c there

pleez to visit me?

The Hospitull Wing

by vincent crabbe

it sucks
wen a prettee girl put u there
and she wont even visit
so laym