Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cupcakes

It was like any other day in the Dursley household. Except for the fact that a teenaged wizard lived there. Not just any teenager, no…IT WAS HARRY POTTER! gasps

BANG! The cupboard door swung of its hinges as a porky blonde haired backed away, "Mercy! MERCY!" He squealed and waddled away.

A messy haired, green-eyed boy brandished a wand and laughed manically, "YOU SHALL DIE, YOU VILE, EVIL CREATURE!"

The thin horse faced Aunt Petunia fainted clean away, "Please! No!" Dudley yelped. Harry summoned up a cupcake and threw it at the sparkling, eye blinding, walls of the kitchen, "BWAHAHAHAH!"

Vernon Dursely's faced turned a puce color. It strangely looked like a prune. He was very /ugly/ prune indeed. Vernon roared like a wounded…prune…and ducked behind the couch as another cupcake was thrown.

Just then an owl arrived. Harry grabbed the letter and read, "Oh noes, the coppers are after me!" He crushed the letter dramatically, "I must leave you, my wonderful family, BUT I AM WANTED!" He dissaperated. Even though it was quite impossible without a license to do so. But what did he care. He was Harry Potter after all.

Harry arrived at Ron Weasly's house at 12'00. He was hungry. So he made another cupcake. Then he went to a trail and was cleared of all cupcake related cases. Ah well. He was Harry Potter, after all.

Harry, Ron and Hermione (Who was busy studying for who-knows-what) had fun over the summer. Well. Not really. BUT I SAID SO ANYWAY.

Harry ate more cupcakes. Mmm. Cupcakes. He dreamed of cupcakes, he lived cupcakes; cupcakes were Harry's life.

Hermione was concerned, "Harry! Think of those evil carbs you are consuming! They shall keel you. Well, not really, but they are bad for you!"

Ron just waved it aside, "Cupcakes are good for your soullll!" He fell over chewing on the carpet.

"Ew." Hermione said, disgusted. "That's rug, not a cupcake."

"Full of fiber!" Ron retorted, "And delicious as well. PLUS it's a CARPET. Not a rug."

Hermione sighed wearily, "I knew you'd two would crack. But not so soon as this!"

They all went to Hogwarts, won a war against Moldywart and Harry dates Luna. The end.