Heheh this Fic has different quotes on movies, its supposed to be like a bunch of movies in a Harry Potter sort of way, well heres the story! im writing this very early so chances are it will turn out suckish
Harry's eyes were very wide with fear, he was staring into space, thought Ron, but no....this was the real thing, Harry was grabbing Ron's shoulder so tight it felt like Harry was going to break it soon, sweat dripped from Harry.
Ron groaned in pain "gregge", he was gritting his teeth.
Harry finally let go and stared at Ron.
"god....finally", Ron touched his shoulder.
He looked at his shoulder, it was very red.
"Harry, what has gotten into you lately? tell me now...what has been bothering you?", Ron asked wanting to know what had been going on with his friend the last couple of months.
Harry faced Ron.
"Ron....", he whispered. "I have a secret", his eyes widened again.
"Tell me Harry....what is it"
Harry gulped, "I....see dead people", his face looked horrified.
"What?!?, said Ron not getting what Harry had meant.
"I...I see them walking, roaming around...no where to go"
Just then Mad-Eyed Moody and Hermione stepped into the room.
"Arg Harry!, you idiot! youve just been seeing Nearly Headless Nick and The Bloody Baron", Moody exclamed.
"Really, all this time it was the gohst?!?!", screamed Harry.
"Yes you twit", Hermione slapped him in the face.
It had been a few months later, they were all snugged in bed.
"KAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM", it sounded like a gigantic bomb had gone off.
Everyone jumped out of bed.
"What the heck was that!!!, yelled Dean Thomas.
They heard another explosion and the celeing above them crumbled, one of the bricks landed on George Weasly, fracturing his skull.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!", screamed Harry.
They heard Slytherin tower and Ravenclaw tower crumbled into peices.
Ron, Harry, Fred and Dean looked out the window, they could see robots, artifical humans.
They grabbed there robes and ran into McGonnagal.
"Its the Matrix! run for your lives boys!, she shrieked.
"Whats the Matrix?", asked Ron.
"What is the most Matrix.....control...to turn the wizard into this, she held up a battery.
"no....no...this cant be true...", Harry backed away.
"Leamme alone, i-i-i, he fell on the ground and puked.
McGonnagal stuck the battery up her butt. Her eyes widened with glee.
She sung in a tune, "I GOT THE POWER!", she squealed like a pig and jumped out the window landing head first on a house-elf, dobby in paticuiler.
Harry and Ron were hit by a rocket
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!", they bothed screamed as it carried them off into the moon.
Harry picked up his wand and muttered something, they both were able to breathe now on the moon, they walked into a funny man with very bad dental work.
"The names Austin....Austing Powers, professional swinger...eherherhereherhehr", said the man.
"Yeah baby", Harry pointed his hands like guns at Austin Powers.
"Shagadelic Baby", Austin smiled showing his awful teeth and laughed.
"hey Ron dont you just hate Austing Power quotes?
"Oh behave!", Ron waved his hand in a slapping motion. Ron ripped off his shirt and it appeared that his chest was very hairy, like a rats nest.
Harry's eyes were very wide with fear, he was staring into space, thought Ron, but no....this was the real thing, Harry was grabbing Ron's shoulder so tight it felt like Harry was going to break it soon, sweat dripped from Harry.
Ron groaned in pain "gregge", he was gritting his teeth.
Harry finally let go and stared at Ron.
"god....finally", Ron touched his shoulder.
He looked at his shoulder, it was very red.
"Harry, what has gotten into you lately? tell me now...what has been bothering you?", Ron asked wanting to know what had been going on with his friend the last couple of months.
Harry faced Ron.
"Ron....", he whispered. "I have a secret", his eyes widened again.
"Tell me Harry....what is it"
Harry gulped, "I....see dead people", his face looked horrified.
"What?!?, said Ron not getting what Harry had meant.
"I...I see them walking, roaming around...no where to go"
Just then Mad-Eyed Moody and Hermione stepped into the room.
"Arg Harry!, you idiot! youve just been seeing Nearly Headless Nick and The Bloody Baron", Moody exclamed.
"Really, all this time it was the gohst?!?!", screamed Harry.
"Yes you twit", Hermione slapped him in the face.
It had been a few months later, they were all snugged in bed.
"KAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM", it sounded like a gigantic bomb had gone off.
Everyone jumped out of bed.
"What the heck was that!!!, yelled Dean Thomas.
They heard another explosion and the celeing above them crumbled, one of the bricks landed on George Weasly, fracturing his skull.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!", screamed Harry.
They heard Slytherin tower and Ravenclaw tower crumbled into peices.
Ron, Harry, Fred and Dean looked out the window, they could see robots, artifical humans.
They grabbed there robes and ran into McGonnagal.
"Its the Matrix! run for your lives boys!, she shrieked.
"Whats the Matrix?", asked Ron.
"What is the most Matrix.....control...to turn the wizard into this, she held up a battery.
"no....no...this cant be true...", Harry backed away.
"Leamme alone, i-i-i, he fell on the ground and puked.
McGonnagal stuck the battery up her butt. Her eyes widened with glee.
She sung in a tune, "I GOT THE POWER!", she squealed like a pig and jumped out the window landing head first on a house-elf, dobby in paticuiler.
Harry and Ron were hit by a rocket
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!", they bothed screamed as it carried them off into the moon.
Harry picked up his wand and muttered something, they both were able to breathe now on the moon, they walked into a funny man with very bad dental work.
"The names Austin....Austing Powers, professional swinger...eherherhereherhehr", said the man.
"Yeah baby", Harry pointed his hands like guns at Austin Powers.
"Shagadelic Baby", Austin smiled showing his awful teeth and laughed.
"hey Ron dont you just hate Austing Power quotes?
"Oh behave!", Ron waved his hand in a slapping motion. Ron ripped off his shirt and it appeared that his chest was very hairy, like a rats nest.
