Okay so I'm doing these things that you find on profiles only the ones I like though! This one's based off of…
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Maurice's POV
One day I sat on a bench…(A/N OMG!!Scary right he sat on a bench! Sorry I just hate lines like that) then some creepy white dude in a big brown coat comes up to him and goes "Uh…your kind is not allowed here…" in a mean scratchy voice. I raised an eyebrow "Now…what is my kind?" Maurice asked calmly.
"Well…sir…colored people are not allowed here…" the creepy guy said sounding like he didn't…want to hurt my feelings?! I dropped my jaw and smiled.
"Well…you see…when I was born I was Black! And let's think what were you? Oh right Pink! Now let's see! When I grew up I was black and you were white…" I shrugged.
"When I'm sick I'm black! And then when I go in the sun I'm black! When I'm cold…I'mblack! And when I die I will be BLACK!" I paused smiling looking at this mysterious guy back up a bit.
"Well…When you're sick don't you turn green sometimes? When you go in the sun you turn red right? Once you're cold enough you'll turn blue! And when you die you'll turn PURPLE!!!" I screamed at him.
"And I'm the colored one?" I asked and smirked when he silently walked away.
The 'creepy man's ' POV (Hoagie)
I felt Nigel jump off my shoulders and I saw him smile "Okay so you owe me 5 bucks Hoags!" He smiled at me. "Okay racism is stupid…and I guess most people do know…"
Friends Verses Best Friends
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food
Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
Best Friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps
Friend: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"
Friend: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Damn, we messed up."
Friend: Have never seen you cry
Best Friend: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better
Friend: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friend: Has you on speed dial
Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."
Friend: Only knows a few things about you-
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story
Friend: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
Friend: Would knock on your front door
Best Friend: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friend: Already knows not to tell
Friend: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
Best Friend: Are for life
Friend: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
Best Friend: Walk up to him and go, "Its because your gay right?"
Friend: Helps you find your prince
Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"
Friend: Offers you soda
Best Friend: Would dump theirs on you
Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Best Friend: Would throw you a tampon and push you in
Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run, dude,run!"
Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies
Friend: Helps you up when you fall
Best Friend: Laughs and trips you again
Friend: Would ignore this letter
Best Friend: Will repost this!
Here are a few stories of our favorite sector…
Wally's POV
"Hey Wally? Do you have Hoagie's Number?" Ace asked me.
"Sure." I shrugged "Don't you?" I asked him.
"Nah…can you give it to me?" Ace asked me…seriously? He doesn't have Hoagie's number?
I tossed him my phone. "Well…what do I do?" Ace asked me catching my phone at the same time.
"Oh press two he's on speed dial."
-That same day-
Hoagie's POV
Ace politely knocked on the door after calling me to ask if he could come…so I answered it and let him in.
"Hey Nig? Ever notice Ace never asks for anything to eat or drink?" I asked my British bud!
"Yes…actually I have" Nigel said questionably looking strangely at Ace.
"Hey! I'm home!" Wally yelled and went straight for our fridge. He took out a root beer and a hamburger. Warmed the burger up, and ate it sloppily.
Like what… five minutes later? We need more food…thanks Wally…I grinned knowing Nigel and Wally were defiantly my best friends.
-Still the same day-
Nigel's POV
"Why hello Wally and Nigel! And..uh…I know this! Erm…help me out?" Betty Gilligan asked her oldest son.
"Ace!" I told her…and saw her rip out some of her hair.
"Hey Ma!" Wally saluted her.
"Hello! Oh wait Good Bye! I have to run a few errands!" Betty said running out the door.
"Why did Wally call her Ma and army salute her?" Ace ask me.
"Well…I donno we do that to every one's parents…Nigel's especially! We usually hang out there."(a/n the tree house is like sprouting out of their house so wouldn't that mean it's part of the Uno's?) I explained to him.
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-With the girls-
Abby's POV
"Okay so Abby! What happened to my purple plushie rainbow monkey?! And Michelle my Rainbow Monkey soundtrack? (a/n there's only one song and 2 verses!)" Kuki fumed at me in particular.
"Here!" Michelle (Numbuh 10) handed the cd to Kuki.
"Oh…right uh… enough tissue's you need are in your room. Oh and this time…Hoagie made a chute for you to put all your tissues into." I knew that was enough said.
I smiled as I saw Kuki pout and cross her arms.
"Okay Kuki! Have you ever seen Abby cry?" Michelle asked Kuki.
I stared at Kuki no! No one knows I cry only our sector and family (duh) knows!
Kuki look uncomfortable and looked over at me then quickly back over to Michelle "Nope!" she shrugged.
I saw her shrug and of course everyone believed her, wouldn't you?! She always looks so innocent!
"I dare all of you to write down all the embarrassing things you know about everyone here!" Fanny smirked.
Okay let's hear the one's about me… okay Michelle has 3, Fanny has 2, Rachel has a lot and Kuki is…still talking! She started like 5 minutes ago! I looked around and everyone zoned out I listened to one of Kuki's things "Her sister is a teenager!" yeah…that is a big embarrassment!
-The next day-
Wally
"And that's why I brought the umbrella" Hoagie finished…that was the only part I listen to actually…
Oh crud it started raining! Hum…I took Hoagie's "Run dude! Come on!" I shouted to him running faster.
-
"So please please please! Don't tell anyone!" I begged Rachel.
"Sure Kuki! Trust me! I won't speak a word of it!" Rachel did that zipping your lip thing and threw the 'key'.
Abby just smiled at me.
I'll continue this…probably…
