Rated M because it has a few little sex scenes down the road...
Be warned, this is probably crack.
Author's Note: This just came to me one day hahaha...enjoy. review please
The away team raised their hands in defeat as the enemies' disruptors aimed straight for their heads. Navin Reese walked boldly up to Captain Kirk and stared him in the eyes.
"Got you, Captain," he said with a chuckle.
"Where is he?" Kirk demanded.
"Where's who?" Reese tried his best to look sarcastically innocent.
"Stivan!" Kirk said getting desperate now. It had been seventeen hours since Stivan went missing from the Enterprise– the ship that was supposed to give him protection as they went through "pirate space". But some pirates were just too good. And especially then of all times when the Federation was in chaos after the destruction of Vulcan and attach on Earth.
Chancellor Stivan was appointed head of New Vulcan. So the pirates evidentially thought he was good sport to hold for ransom. They had swooped in out of nowhere, beamed the Chancellor off the ship, and disappeared. The pirates had a new technology which allowed beaming through shields with a low percentage. Unfortunately, the Enterprise was going through Pirate Space with shields at 20% so to not cause attention to themselves.
But more importantly than being Chancellor of New Vulcan, Stivan had another identity. One only Captain James T. Kirk, Commander Spock, and Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott knew about. Stivan was from the future. A different future. In fact, he was Commander Spock from the future and the reason for the Romulan Nero appearing and destroying Vulcan.
But of course, nobody knew that. Only those three individuals who by chance and necessity found out. And Spock Prime wanted to keep it that way.
So when Stivan (Spock Prime) was captured it was of a great importance, especially to those three individuals, that he be found as soon as possible. So Kirk assembled an away team of himself, Lt. Nyota Uhura, Lt. Nancy James, Doctor Leonard McCoy, and Commander Spock to beam down to the planet where the pirate ship was found orbiting, and save Stivan.
The planet they beamed down to had been deserted for the past one hundred years due to famine, so it was easy to detect life signs. They searched carefully around the ghost town until they came into an old, empty boat house and were greeted by Reese's men holding disruptors to their heads.
"The Chancellor is perfectly safe, Captain. And will only continue to be if you give us our payment." Reese said to the flaring captain.
"I'm not paying you shit," Kirk yelled.
Reese shook his head. "No way for a Starfleet captain to talk."
"Where is he?" Kirk said in a lower, hoarser voice.
"It actually doesn't matter anymore," Reese laughed, "because your not going to have to pay me after all."
"What?"
"I was going to give you the option...but now I'll just take that pretty little ship of yours that's in orbit."
Kirk went pale and turned to Spock who confirmed it. They had just walked right into a trap.
"Go ahead and try to call up there," Reese smiled.
Kirk pulled out his communicator and tried calling the Enterprise. No response.
Reese chuckled.
"And now there's really no need for the Chancellor anymore either." And two more pirates walked out holding onto Chancellor Stivan.
Kirk and Spock tensed.
They walked him back to a big piece of machinery against the back wall of the boat house.
"You know this planet had a huge famine, right, Captain? To try to save themselves, the people started making these contraptions that sped up the process of growing food. The put them everywhere they could fit them, really. Boat houses, farms, government buildings...only the richest had them in their homes.
"Basically you put a few seeds inside here–" Reese took some seeds out of his pocket and put inside the large container on the machine. "–and then you push this button...and there you have it."
They all watched as the machine lit up brightly for a few minutes and then dimmed down again to show a pile of fruit on the floor of the container.
"You can do it for a little longer too...if you think it's too...ripe." Reese said and pushed the button again.
When the light dimmed again they saw that the fruit was now small dried up raisins. Reese picked one up to show Kirk.
"You know..." Reese said, "I wonder if they ever tried it on a person."
And with that the two pirates threw Stivan into the machine and shut the container door. The whole away team froze in shock and one of the pirates start pressing buttons. The machine lit up brightly. Kirk and Spock looked at eachother in despair. They let Spock Prime die.
Reese stood there, bathing in his ego, until one his men tried to get his attention.
"Uh, sir?"
"What?"
"Um...it's smoking..."
Reese turned around and ran to the machine. They could all hear Spock Primes' yells as the machine got brighter and started shaking. He looked at the settings and smacked his hand down. "Dammit!" he said and pushed the pirate that had turned it on out of the way. Desperately, he tried to fix it. Pushing random buttons, trying to turn it off, but nothing worked.
"What's happening?" Kirk demanded to know.
"It's in reverse," Reese said.
Kirk blinked. "Reverse?"
"Yeah, reverse!" he yelled.
"Sir, the off buttons!" one of his men said, pointing toward three large touch screen buttons on the side of the machine. Reese quickly pushed them all.
The yells had stopped, but everyone could see the shadow of something still inside the container. After a bit, Spock Prime slowly got to his feet. Everyone was in shock. One of the pirates quickly opened the container door to let him out, and everyone gasped in shock at what they saw.
Especially the women.
His clothes were gone, obviously burned off from the intense amount of heat the machine put off. And he was sweaty– very, very sweaty. Very naked, and very sweaty. But they weren't looking at a one hundred fifty-seven year old naked and sweaty Vulcan...they were looking at a naked and sweaty Vulcan one hundred and twenty years younger.
Lt. Uhura and Lt. James sighed as the stared at the most perfect looking Vulcan they had ever seen. Uhura was a little uneasy though...he looked just like Spock. Maybe a little different...few years older...and she knew the story always was Stivan was a distant relative of Spock's...but this was pushing it.
Spock Prime raised his hand and rubbed his forehead. He was breathing heavily. Uhura couldn't help it. He looked exactly like Spock looked after they had amazing sex. She glanced over at him and noticed he was in complete shock.
Uhura looked back at Stivan who was still out of it. She stared at every part of his body with deep concentration until she got to his crotch. She sucked in a breath at the look of that.
Nobody had said anything in the past few minutes. Kirk looked around and then back at Spock Prime. He cleared his throat. "Stivan?"
Spock Prime looked up confused and then glanced at the hand that was trying to relieve his headache. From his very muscular hand he looked at his also very muscular arm. Then down to his muscular chest, and then his muscular stomach, and then to his...his crotch? He gasped quietly. His penis hadn't looked like that since he was...
Spock Prime looked up horrified.
...Since he was thirty-seven years old.
