Tatsumi stepped onto the stage dressed in his not so typical not so conservative cowboy gear complete with a a hat, chaps, spurs, and a gun. "welcome to the first annual shinigami chili cook-off spectacular!" He said with a smile, while the others groaned. "Tell me again ... why are we having a chili cook-off?" Hisoka scoffed. Tatsumi answered with a haiku.
"Company morale
Despair brings sadness to all
Chili will bring glee"
Hisoka glared at Tatsumi for a few moments than responded, "whatever, I'm going to my room." Hisoka
was gone before you could say "this is totally pointless." Hisoka walked away. Tatsumi sighed, "What got his panties in a twist?" Hisoka, from quite a distance away yelled, "I heard that!" and proceeded to summon A GIANT INTIMIDATING FISH CREATURE! This suprised everyone; we all know that Hisoka cannot summon fish! He's not bleeding Aquaman!
Tsuzuki was puzzled, "Hisoka...how are you summoning fish?" Hisoka said with a laugh, "Last night, after I has tuckered you out... I stole your magic undescribable summoning thinggy!" The audience gasped. "You stole my indescribable?! You NINNY!!" Tsuzuki cried. "Ninny?!" The crowd absolutely appalled that ANYONE would call ANYONE ELSE a ninny!
"Shut-up you deep fried bon-bon!", Hisoka screamed, "Attack!!!" and the giant monster fish charged the festival. Tatsumi cried, "horrible dialogue and a monster fish! My chili cook-off shall be ruined!" Tatsumi fainted and fell gracelessly into Watari's arms. Tsuzuki pouts, "I want my undescribable summoning thing..." and then sat down. Hisoka had to be stopped. Watari, getting very tired of this bad plotline, pulled out his newest creation.. BIGGER THAN THE MONSTER FISH JASON-KUN. "Jason-kun! Get to work!" Watari yelled, and the little robot dilley proceeded to slice the fish into pieces. Hisoka pouted, "I will get you.." Watari quickly added the fish slices into the chili. "Here, my young friend, eat some chili and be at peace." Watari smiled. Hisoka took the chili and ate, and after finishing his bowl he subtly added, "Wanna go have some sex?" This suprised everyone, but due to the fact that they were all pretty slutty they decided that it would be for the best.
The sex was, as usual, great. Everyone joined in, even little Watson. Tsuzuki began to wonder, "I wonder..." he asked, "why did Hisoka become more whoreish than usual?" Watari giggled and explained, "Well.. everyone knows that GuShoShin and giant fish monster chili makes a great aphrodisiac. It was, of course, a part of out master plan..."
The End? No.
"Company morale
Despair brings sadness to all
Chili will bring glee"
Hisoka glared at Tatsumi for a few moments than responded, "whatever, I'm going to my room." Hisoka
was gone before you could say "this is totally pointless." Hisoka walked away. Tatsumi sighed, "What got his panties in a twist?" Hisoka, from quite a distance away yelled, "I heard that!" and proceeded to summon A GIANT INTIMIDATING FISH CREATURE! This suprised everyone; we all know that Hisoka cannot summon fish! He's not bleeding Aquaman!
Tsuzuki was puzzled, "Hisoka...how are you summoning fish?" Hisoka said with a laugh, "Last night, after I has tuckered you out... I stole your magic undescribable summoning thinggy!" The audience gasped. "You stole my indescribable?! You NINNY!!" Tsuzuki cried. "Ninny?!" The crowd absolutely appalled that ANYONE would call ANYONE ELSE a ninny!
"Shut-up you deep fried bon-bon!", Hisoka screamed, "Attack!!!" and the giant monster fish charged the festival. Tatsumi cried, "horrible dialogue and a monster fish! My chili cook-off shall be ruined!" Tatsumi fainted and fell gracelessly into Watari's arms. Tsuzuki pouts, "I want my undescribable summoning thing..." and then sat down. Hisoka had to be stopped. Watari, getting very tired of this bad plotline, pulled out his newest creation.. BIGGER THAN THE MONSTER FISH JASON-KUN. "Jason-kun! Get to work!" Watari yelled, and the little robot dilley proceeded to slice the fish into pieces. Hisoka pouted, "I will get you.." Watari quickly added the fish slices into the chili. "Here, my young friend, eat some chili and be at peace." Watari smiled. Hisoka took the chili and ate, and after finishing his bowl he subtly added, "Wanna go have some sex?" This suprised everyone, but due to the fact that they were all pretty slutty they decided that it would be for the best.
The sex was, as usual, great. Everyone joined in, even little Watson. Tsuzuki began to wonder, "I wonder..." he asked, "why did Hisoka become more whoreish than usual?" Watari giggled and explained, "Well.. everyone knows that GuShoShin and giant fish monster chili makes a great aphrodisiac. It was, of course, a part of out master plan..."
The End? No.
