Big Booty Bitches! I'm back! This is a story I was thinking about at school. Oh, and if you look at my page I only have two stories on their….I deleted some….only he ones I hate with a burning passion. XD
So how have all my slav-I mean FRIENDS been! Hehe…..enough of that crap! Okie Dokie Lokie! On with my story! (This is kinda like a freaking remake….but, better than my last version) God…I want a cookie…..but, I hate chocolate…XD BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN? Not me! On with CHAMIKO! (Future and past -_-) Expect to updates to be like a thousand times faster! I love typing for some reason…..I guess I like the numbness… Time for some fun! *Trollface*
Disclaimer- How in the HELL would I own Xiaolin Showdown?
"Give me the damn phone Raimundo!" The small Japanese yelled.
"Awwwww! Look at her guys! She so totally cute with her face like that!" Raimundo taunted. Hanging upside down in the courtyard tree with his feet. Damn Dragon of Wing…..Kimiko growled at the Brazilian with anger. Who the in the HELL was he to steal the phone SHE created with her own bare hands? And who was he to be looking through all her PERSONAL and IMPORTANT STUFF that PRIVATE only to HER
"Why she looks angrier than a pig on harvest day Raimundo!" Clay laughed as Rai tossed the PDA to him.
"Give that back! That's personal!" Kimiko screamed, throwing herself at the cowboy. Only to have his large hand hold her back.
"Oh relax. We were only having some fun. You take things WAY to seriously girl." Raimundo scoffed. Jumping down from the tree. Snatching her phone away from Clay she growled at them. Making Clay put both his hands up and slowly backing away. If you even want to get burned to a crisp, just ask Kimiko. She will happily do it for you.
"Rai right 'lil partner, we were only having some fun!" Clay apologized, watching as she searched through her phone trying to find anything wrong…yet….
"Guys! Guys! Shen Gong Wu alert! And this one's a hot one! A fiery one! A burning hot fier-"
"Dojo I think we get it." Kimiko said chucking her phone away in her bag. Her blue eyes scanned the green lizard as he heaved with haeavy puffs. Large blisters all over her body. Ewww…
"Jeez, you would think he had a heart attack or something…" Raimundo said.
"I heard that…..hey. Where's Omi?" Dojo asked. Holding the scroll in one hand-errr…..claw?
"I am here my wonderful friends!" Everyone looked beind them to see the yellow puffball bouncing towards them.
"Ehhhhh, 'lil partner…what's that white stuff on yer hands?" Clay asked pointed to the white substance dripping from his hands….Oh dear god no…
"Oh. My. God…"Kimiko gasped, horrified. Raimundo their 'beloved' leader was on the ground laughing his heart out.
"This?" Omi looked at the white stuff. "Oh! This is glue! I was fixing a weapon!" Omi proudly stated. Omi and his cute Naïve like mind. Simply adorable.
"What is all the fuss about?" Omi asked snatching the scroll from a freaked out Dojo.
"Ugh…Oh! That!" Dojo asked glaring at Omi and snatching it back. "Thank you." Dojo puffed unrolling the scroll. Everyone had to bend over just to get a better look. The black little stick figures just danced in front of them….
"Oh sorry. Old gag joke with Master Fung." He said sheepishly ignoring everyone's sighs.
"Well you can tell us on the way." Raimundo grabbed the scroll with a grunt. "Either Jack, Wuya, Hannibal, or even Chase could be there RIGHT NOW taking the wu and here we are chit chatting." Raimundo said taking on the 'leader tone' with the group.
"Fine…" Dojo grumbled. Shape shifting into his huge 40 FT form. Kimiko rolled her eyes and hopped on the male dragons back. It's huge blisters making her almost hurl at the sight of them. I mean who wouldn't?
"Raimundo is right! We mustn't waste time!" Omi said jumping on the back of the dragons' neck…or back…?
-X-
"Are we there yet?" Kimiko groaned. Her stomach faced upwards towards the sky and her hand was on her head. Her pigtails felt loose and itchy under the American sun. She had stopped wearing all those crazy hairstyles ever since she turned 16. Seeing as she was 18 and she was way too old for them. Also add the fact that they were out of style. She simply a Japanese panda t-shirt and khakis. Simple and comfortable.
"Hey! Traveling from China to New York us kind of hard, thank you very much!" Dojo grunted.
"Maybe we will see Jermaine again!" Omi squealed at the thought of seeing the black kid again.
"Wonder what happened to him….Hope the fella's alright." Clay stated fanning himself with his hat.
"Would you guys shut up! It's 100 freaking degrees!" Raimundo growled. "Were here anyway!" The three warriors looked down to see them descending down to the huge city.
-X-
"I see it! The Heart of the Sphinx!" Omi said in joy! Holding the Golden Tiger Claws in his hand. (They found it in a swamp….don't ask) and the Heart of Sphinx in the other.
"Great! Food time! Baby back ribs on me tonight!" Clay yelled in joy. KImiko giggled seeing Raimundo facepalm at Clay's exclamation.
"Yeah right losers!" said a voice as the shen gong wu was wripped from Omi's hand.
"Hey!" Omi snapped.
"Too bad cheeseball! For it is I Jack Spicer Evil Boy genius!"
"Not this again….Okay we get it! On with the Jackbots. We know the whole routine!" Rai yelled. His temper getting the best of him…again.
"N-no you don't" Jack sniffed. Tears forming in his eyes. Kimiko facepalmed. "Jackbots! Atta-"
"Shut up for once please. It's not like I didn't have enough of your constant babbling in my palace." An irritated yet calm deep voice tuned them out. Kimiko looked up and saw Chase….without his shirt and lying on his back with a black sweat tied around his waist. He was dripping with sweat. He also had sunglasses on. He looked so…..hot. From his beautiful 6 Pac to his waist down….right where that big, thick, long-whoa! Where did THAT thinking come from?
"CY! It's you!" Jack screamed like a little fanboy…again. Kimiko turned away from Chase….damn it. She sighed.
"Chase is right. Besides it's not like you don't integrate everyone on the Heylin side with questions.." Wuya appeared, she was also shirtless. Save for her bra. Kimiko felt her anger flow through her. What exactly were they doing before they got there? But, Wuya didn't have that pleased 'look' in her eyes…maybe..
"Enough! Give us the shen gong wu or you all will suffer a horrible defeat!" Omi threated. Only to earn an eye roll from Chase.
"Uh, Omi…we don't even know what the wu does…" Clay stated.
"I know that!" Omi yelled. Throwing his arms in the arms and waving.
"Oh, about the wu," Dojo began. "It has the power to-"
"Enough chit-chat! It's funky time! Prepare to get 'jack'ed up!" Jack screamed. Evryone looked at him blankly.
"Horrible pun dude.." Raimundo said.
"Well….whatever! Heart of the Sphinx!" Jack yelled. Holding the golden heart above his head.
"Oh no…." Dojo started.
"What wrong?" Kimiko yelled over the holing of the now growing whirlwind.
"The Heart of the Sphinx controls times!"
"What, I thought the sands of time did that!"
"Yeah! This is it's twin…..only worse…"
Kimiko cursed silently before darkness fell. And so did a little red bean….
Well that's it for chapter 1! Oh and to clear up some confusion about the HOTS (Heart of the sphinx)
HOTS- It also controls time. But, instead of time going after they are gone the world freezes in a limbo state until the user ad everyone within a ten yard radius comes back. It will send them into either their future or past. Also making the users go into shock….
Hope you like it! Review please! This will also be a Chamiko story. You just have to wait….until next chapter….No flames. If you don't like this couple then why are you reading it? Common sense please. Don't be retarted…..Oh, and also constructive criticism on this please! I would LOVE to know you people think!
Flames will be used to burn down kitty orphanages…you wouldn't want to a see little kittens get burned now do you?...*wink*
