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Naruto Uzumaki was furious and naked. Well, maybe furious was pushing it, but he was still pretty mad (and undeniably naked)!
His last orange jumpsuit had been irredeemably destroyed!
And who's fault was it? The teme 'Last Uchiha' of course! The teme had pulled a kunai in a Taijutsu spar! A Taijutsu spar, meaning no weapons allowed! And had he been punished, or even reprimanded? No, of course not! Can't risk hurting the teme's precious Uchiha feelings! Apparently it was perfectly fine to pull a kunai in a Taijutsu spar and slash at your opponent, shredding clothes and humiliating your opponent.
Naruto was losing strips of clothing and had to either beat the teme quickly (not possible yet, he could grudgingly admit) or flee the scene and hold on to whatever strips of dignity he had left.
So he rushed home, struggling to hold up his slashed bottoms and abandoning his ruined jacket and sniggering classmates.
It was even doubly worse for Naruto, the jumpsuit had been his last piece of wearable clothing in his size. All he had left was clothing he had worn as a young child! (If Naruto was being particularly honest, he hadn't grown that much since then)
Well, the jumpsuits weren't quite his size, being several sizes too large by design. Naruto didn't want people to see his particular problem. It was hard enough being the shrimpy dobe of the class, better not to be known as the girly, shirmpy dobe of the class as well.
Naruto had a very... feminine figure hidden under his baggy jumpsuits. All of the calories seemed to go towards puffing up his bottom and widening his hips. This of course lead to a very short (too short in his opinion), feminine body shape, completely unfit for an awesome, masculine shinobi such as Naruto (as long as you ignored his full, pouting lips and shoulder length golden hair).
But, he didn't have any choice now! It's not like he could just go out and buy clothes! He wasn't rich like it seemed every other person in his class was. A new shinobi outfit cost more than he earned in his monthly stipend! And he needed that money for essentials like utilities and food, not to mention his daily visit to his personal haven, Ichiraku's.
'I guess, I have no choice now. Everyone is going to see me! Me and my damn butt!' He reached back and slapped his hands against his full cheeks, causing them to shake and redden. And causing a certain part of his anatomy to partially harden.
Reaching into his battered dresser he pulled out his old white spiral t-shirt and a pair of his baggiest shorts. Baggiest meaning they were skin-tight and showed his womanly figure in full. No underwear of course, he wasn't going to pay money for underwear! It's not like people could see there when he was wearing any sort of bottoms, so why bother.
Looking into his cracked mirror he looked himself over.
Bright golden locks glowed in the sun shining through his window, his white t-shirt with the red spiral clung to his body and his tight black bicycle shorts came to well above his knees and clung to his wide thighs and bouncy ass like a second skin.
'I gotta hide this,' Naruto again grasped his full cheeks, ' somehow. Maybe I can grab my torn jacket from the training field behind the Academy and tie it around my waist. I'd have to really rush to get it and be on time for class as well.'
He experimentally bounced on his heels and cringed when his ass bounced with him.
'Well, can't stay in my room forever I guess, lunch is nearly over and I'm in enough trouble as it is for ditching class to change clothes.'
He pursed his full pink lips, and shook his head, waving his blonde locks about his head before leaping out his window and onto the neighbouring roof.
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Running and leaping across the village roofs he quickly approached the Ninja Academy, before he skidded to a stop when he heard his name being shouted.
"Naruto!"
Glancing over the edge of the roof he spotted Kiba, grinning and waving on an empty street, and his partner Ninken, Akamaru, barking from his drawn hood. Offering his own tentative wave and being careful not to show more than his head to the Inuzuka.
"Hey Naruto, why so shy? Come down here and we can walk to the Academy together! I won't tease you too much!"
Naruto bit his pink lips and tilted his head (unknowingly causing the Inuzuka to question his sexuality), 'Well, I guess I gotta show myself at some point…but, my jacket. Who knows what he'll do when he sees me like this?'
Naruto shuffled back from the edge of the roof and took stock of his options, either he jumped down to Kiba and faced the music now, or he ditched Kiba and rushed to grab his jacket, granting him more time to hopefully grab more concealing clothing.
He took a hesitant step to the edge of the building to check on Kiba… and tripped and stumbled on a stray pebble and went flying off the edge of the building. "Oh! Damnit, ack!" Quickly righting himself in the air so he wouldn't damage anything important, he managed to land on his hands and knees in the empty street, inadvertently giving Kiba a full view of his quivering rump. 'Well, I guess I'm facing the music now.'
Kiba's eyes widened, his pants tightened and his opinion of the class dobe was irrevocably changed (and his previous doubts about his sexuality were proven not to be doubts).
Kiba stammered out, "N-N-Naruto? A-are you o-okay?" his eyes glued to Naruto's well-outlined ass and wide hips.
Naruto grumbled and climbed to his feet, "Ouch, that was not what I wanted to happen at all."
Turning around Naruto came face to face with a red-faced (and lightly panting) Kiba.
Naruto tilted his head, "Is something wrong, Kiba? You look like Hinata, all red and sweaty." Naruto leaned forward and placed his hand against the side of Kiba's cheek. "You're burning up!"
Kiba gave a strained grin and groaned out, "N-nothing's wrong! I'm just, uh, I think maybe I caught what Hinata has! Ahahahaha..." 'Since when has Naruto looked this good? His lips, his hair, his hips, his ass!' Kiba bit his lip and his eyes roamed over Naruto's full figure.
Naruto frowned as Kiba's eyes raked over his body, "R-really? I hope it isn't contagious." 'Please tell me he isn't doing what I think he's doing, one stalker is enough.'
Kiba's smile was more confident this time, "Ah, Naruto-kun, if someone else starts coming down with it I'll make sure to keep them away from you!" 'And all to myself!' Kiba wrapped his arm around Naruto's shoulder and pulled him flush to his body, melding them together and grinning charmingly while staring straight into his eyes, their face mere inches apart.
Naruto blushed, "Uh, thanks, Kiba, I guess..." Naruto didn't bother to remove himself from the too-close Inuzuka, Kiba was as stubborn as they come.
Kiba beamed and Akamaru barked happily, "No problem, Naruto-Kun! I'll just stay close to you as long as possible! We can sit together, and walk home together, and I'll make sure nobody touches you but me!"
Naruto's blush strengthened and he mumbled out, "Ano, thanks, Kiba...kun?" If possible Kiba's smile widened even further, showing his sharp canines, and his arms tightened around Naruto's shoulders in a one-armed hug.
"No problem, Naruto-kun! Now we better hurry, we don't got much time left!" He released Naruto's shoulders and grasped his hand. Naruto blushed and let Kiba pull him towards the Academy.
'Since when has Kiba been so friendly? It can't be because of my…. ' Naruto frowned and furrowed his brow, 'I have a feeling he isn't going to be the only person who acts like this now that I've been forced out of my jumpsuit.'
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Naruto and Kiba burst into the full classroom, the eyes of the class locked onto the two nearly-latecomers, their eyes widening upon seeing their locked hands. Naruto blushed and pulled his hand from Kiba's, his wide grin faded and he seemed hurt.
Naruto's eyes surveyed the room and took in the reactions to his previously hidden 'assets'. As he had predicted would happen, the boys were blushing and the look in their eyes was different from earlier in the day, a hint of lust and newfound appreciation for Naruto's 'assets'.
Most surprising was the look in the teme's eyes, barely hidden lust shown through. Naruto was sure the teme wouldn't be able to look past his disdain against the blond and see the feminine body underneath. Naruto shuddered involuntarily, not on his grave would the teme ever do more than look at him, even the looking was making him feel gross.
Sasuke's eyes roamed Naruto's newly uncovered assets, 'If that was what the dobe was hiding under his jumpsuit I would have shredded it much earlier. He has exactly the kind of body needed for a Uchiha mistress or pleasure servant.', he nodded and made a decision, 'Naruto shall be mine, competition from the mutt or not.'
The only male who didn't seem to care was Choji, he simply waved and returned to his bag of chips. 'Is he asexual to not react to my generous assets' Naruto pouted as he ran his hands over his hips, before he realized just what he was pouting about (and doing). Naruto quickly returned his hands to his sides and retuned to his observations.
'Did Naruto gain weight? That's good, he was entirely too skinny earlier this morning!' Choji was completely oblivious to Naruto's new look and the looks he was receiving from the rest of the class.
Choji's best friend Shikamaru was blushing and staring, although his eyes were more shrewd then the rest of the class and he kept glancing at the rest of the males in the class, assessing their gazes, apparently he was now aware of exactly why Naruto wore such thick, baggy clothing.
'Troublesome, Naruto has shown what he was hiding underneath his jumpsuit. His body looks a lot more womanly then I would have suspected, and it seems I'm not the only one who has noticed this 'new' Naruto.' Shikamaru groaned, 'That's just what this class needs, more competition, and for Naruto of all people.'
Shino was hard to read, his high collar and sunglasses hid most avenues to see his feelings. But Naruto was more than capable of seeing the slight blush gracing his cheeks and the direction he was facing. Apparently the silent and 'emotionless' Aburame was more than capable of lust.
'Hmm, Naruto-kun has shed his outer layer and shown a soft and womanly inner. Why? Because the Uchiha has no doubt ruined the last of his heavy jumpsuits. Response? I shall endeavour to win his heart and show him my inner core as well.' Shino nodded resolutely, Naruto would be his.
Meanwhile Hinata was having the exact same reaction she always did, blushing and staring, although she too seemed to notice the rest of her male classmates similar reactions. She looked suddenly nervous and kept switching her gaze from her classmates to Naruto.
'Ano… do I have competition? Male competition?'
Sakura and Ino simply seemed annoyed, they had definitely noticed Sasuke's gaze and its implications. Although Ino's gaze seemed hungry as she looked from Kiba to Naruto, the infamous Gossip Queen of Konoha would want to know the full story, no doubt.
'Ha! I'd like to see you try to get your dirty hands on Sasuke-kun, Naruto-baka!' Sakura screeched in her head, 'There's no way Sasuke-kun would choose you over a delicate flower of womanhood like me!' Ino meanwhile was slightly more calculating in her observations, 'What's with Kiba and Naruto? Were they holding hands? And what's with the rest of the class? And why does Naruto have bigger hips then I do!' she huffed and crossed her arms.
Naruto sighed, new look, new problems it seemed. 'Well, better find a seat, hopefully near to someone who can keep their hands to themselves.'
The only available seats were on opposite sides of the class. Naruto shot an apologetic look at Kiba before shuffling to the window seat, right besides his tall, brunette classmate, Daisuke. Daisuke was blushing and stammering as he got a good look at Naruto.
"Ano, N-Naruto-kun, how are you?" Daisuke's voice cracked in the middle of his question and the silence that seemed grip the class broke as they all laughed at Daisuke's cracked voice. Daisuke's blush deepened and he sank into his seat.
Naruto's eyes narrowed, "Alright, I suppose, Daisuke."
Naruto was confused and slightly suspicious now. Daisuke use to look at Naruto like-well, that is to say he didn't look at him at all. As far as Daisuke was concerned, Naruto was unworthy of extended attention. Of course, the same could be said of all his classmates. And now he (and every other male in the class) looked at him like he was... something worth looking at!
Kiba was pouting at Naruto before he remembered his early pledge to sit near Naruto and never leave his side. He calmly walked up to Daisuke and politely asked him to switch seats.
No he didn't, he tromped up to the still-blushing and staring Daisuke and wrenched him out of seat before sitting down himself and pointing to the seat at the opposite side of the class. Daisuke picked himself up, dusted himself off and slugged Kiba across the face.
Kiba's neck snapped to the side, spittle flying from his mouth and his eyes widening in shock.
Naruto tilted his head and stared at the shocked Inuzuka, 'He wasn't expecting retaliation?' Kiba's eyes locked with Naruto and he seemed to gain strength from Naruto's gaze. A resolute look crossed his face. 'I can't let Naruto think I would just take a hit like that! I gotta show I'm a man of action! No one beats Kiba Inuzuka!'
Kiba turned his head to glare at Daisuke before launching himself out of his hard-won seat and punched Daisuke into the other person sitting at the table, the implacable Shino Aburame. Shino and Daisuke toppled into the alley and Kiba froze as he seemed to realize what he had just done to the creepy bug-nin.
Shino untangled and picked himself up from his spot under Daisuke, and dusted his jacket before he seemed to stare at the frozen Kiba and prone Daisuke. He lifted his arm and a swarm of Kikaichu flew out and covered the two brawlers. Kiba collapsed and Naruto could tell he and Daisuke were being drained of their chakra.
Shino returned to his seat, his Kikaichu rejoining the hive shortly afterwards, before nodding at Naruto, a faint blush forming on his nearly hidden cheeks as they locked eyes. Naruto smiled and nodded back, Shino's blush became more noticeable as he sank into his collared jacket.
Kiba and Daisuke were groaning on the floor, 'Seems Shino just tired them out, it'd be a shame if they were knocked out and missed the rest of the day.' Naruto mused silently.
Mere seconds before class was set to start Kiba pulled himself up and collapsed into the seat next to Naruto, before resting his head in his arms. Despite his exhaustion and blackened eye (courtesy of Daisuke), he still managed to lift his head and grin at Naruto.
"Ha... ha... I managed to keep my word, Naruto-kun. You won't catch anything from anyone but me."
Naruto smiled at Kiba before ruffling his hair. Kiba blushed before leaning into Naruto's touch, lightly groaning. Naruto withdrew his hand and finally noticed the rest of the class. Everyone was staring.
Well, not everyone was staring, a good portion of his male classmates were glaring at the dreamy-eyed Inuzuka. Naruto groaned and buried his head in his hands, 'I wish the teme hadn't destroyed my jumpsuit.'
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AN: If I have made any regrettable mistakes, please do not hesitate to correct me.
