Author's Note: Hey there everyone! Please be gentle with me this my first story. But I would love some good constructive criticism! Love the Smutty world that is Fanfiction. Hope you like it. Here is the full summary and character info.

Summary: Bella Swan is in love with her best friend's brother, Edward. Bella intends on making Edward Cullen her's by the end of the summer because she, Edward, Alice, Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie are all spending the summer at the Cullen's Mansion in Forks,WA. The Cullen, Swan, and Hale parents are all going on a cruise all summer. With alice and Rose's help Bella will battle it out with the Bitch that is Tanya Denali (Edward's girlfriend) to win Edward over. Along the road they will go through pain, love, and new friendships. LEMONS! CANNON COUPLES! AU/AH!

Chapter One: Make me over, B-yatchez!

BPOV

Okay. I love my parents. For two reasons.

A) they are not going to be in my hair for the whole fucking summer because they are going on some cruise.

B)They are letting, no making, me stay at Casa de Cullen for 2 months! Hell- to the- YES!

That means that i get to stay with my best friends, Alice(the energetic super shopper pixie), Rose(blonde bombshell mechanic), Emmett(the big brother,jokester that i never had but always wanted), and Jasper (the calm, collected, brains of our "group"). Then there's me the plain jane, the average annie, the brown eyed brown haired boring girl of the group. We all fit together perfectly though. Like a puzzle.

The last member of the group is Mr. Sex on Legs himself, Edward Cullen. Gods fucking gift to earth. I have always loved Edward. Not just because of his bronze "sex hair", peircing green eyes, muscular arms, perfect six pack, or that pretty little trail of hair that goes from his belly button down to his...

Stop bella! Anyways... As I was saying Edward is not only beautiful on the outside but truly beautiful on the inside too. He plays the piano so amazingly that fucking Beethoven would be put to shame and he is the Police Cheif of seattle! Because he wants to help people! And he is buddies with my dad, Charlie. See, Charlie is the police cheif of Forks, so they sometimes run into each other on the job. We would so be the perfect couple...

Except one eensey weensey problem... He doesn't really know that he is desperately, passionately in love with me, yet. This is where the summer arrangements come in handy. I have to get edward to realize it this summer; even if it means seducing the hell out of him. I of course need my bitches to help me with this because I know they always got my back.

I was taken out of my thoughts by a loud honk outside the front door. Alice and Rose, think of the devil and they shall appear. I got my suitcases, managing not to trip, and walked out the door. I locked up and jumped into the car filling alice and rose in on my plan.

"So, We need to get him to fall in love with me this summer. Im really sick of being the fifth wheel... No offense!" I said. Adding in the last part when Rose gave me the " your lucky we let you even go out with us in the first place, bitch" look.

"Okay bells, we need a make over, new wardrobe, and a class from me and rose on how to be a Sexy Bitch, and edward will putty in your smutty little hands." Alice said, she was clearly excited for the chance to go on another one of her many shopping sprees.

"Edward will be here in two days, he went to Chicago for the weekend to go watch some hockey game with Jazz and Em. So we have two days to make innocent little Bella into sex-on-legs!" Rose said, sounding extremely excited. She was probably in it because other than cars and shopping Rose's obsession is hair styling and make up! I'm so lucky that I have fashion forward friends.

" Okay girls, Im ready..." I told them. I was scared for what was coming, because I'm used to being a plain girl, nothing near 'hot' or 'sexy', but i thought of a certain green eyed greek god and walked out of the car and into the mall. I can do this... For Edward.

(2 days, numerous shopping trips, and. A new haircut later)

"Okay Bella. You can look now, hun," Rose whispered in my ear. I opened my eyes and gasped. I saw a beautiful women where my reflection should have been. Her skin was cream and roses. Her auburn hair was halfway down her back and curly making it look like she just had wild sex with her lover. Her eyes were a beautiful chocolate brown and were framed by long, thick, dark eye lashes. Her plump lips were blood red. She wore a dark blue dress that had a plunging v neckline and stopped mid thigh. It was avery tight dress so it showed off her amazing curves perfectly. To top off the ensemble she had 5 inch fuck me pumps on. If i was into girls i would have devoured this girl right here on the floor. She was beautiful but where was I?

"Alice, Rose? Is that," I pointed to the women in the mirror,"me?"

"Bella of course its you and I must say, you clean up nice!" Alice yelled the last part. Her eyes where glowing with glee.

"Damn straight!" was Rose agreed. We all started giggling like school girls.

"Okay, okay," alice finally said after she calmed down,"Bells, stay up here with mwah. Rose, go downstairs to get the door in about ." DING DONG. Rose smiled and walked down the staircase to open the door for the guys. It was kind of creepy how Alice could always predict when someone was at the door, it was like she was physcic. I heard her open the door and then I heard muffled voices. I started freaking out. Alice must have noticed because suddenly she was right in front of me, on her tip toes, so she could get in my face.

"Listen to me Swan. You can and will march your sexy little ass out of this room and strut down the stairs or so help me god I will kick your ass out of this house and you can go chill with Mike Newton for the rest of the summer. Are we clear?" Alice was talking in the sweetest voice which made it all the more scarier. All I could do was nod my head. "Good now lets got make Eddie Jr hard as ti-fucking-tanium."

I half-heartedly giggled and walked to the stair case. Well here goes nothing... I started descending the massive staircase with my eyes on my feet. At about the twelfth step down there were sudden intakes of e breaths and I could feel all the eyes on me. "Dear God Please don't let me mess this up." I prayed silently.

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