Rosepetal: hi

Icestar (me): i was supposed to say that. Here's some bubble gum, be happy.

Rosepetal: *shrieks and hides behind Cloudtail* get that away from me! It's eviiiilll!

Graystripe: FOOD!

Icestar: Go Away!

Cloudtail: *grabs bubble gum and eats it and starts blowing a giant bubble*

Leafpool: Dont get that in your fur!

Icestar: *Shoves Leafpool into Spiderleg*

Spiderleg: Get offa me! *Picks up Leafpool and fastballs her across the clearing*

(Car alarm in the distance)

Toadstep: Cake.

Icestar: *pacing* Get away from me!

Toadstep: Cake.

Tigerstar: I will rule the world! *evil laugh*

Icestar: *scratches Tigerstar's eyes out*

Tigerstar: I'm melting!

Toadstep: Cake.

Icestar: *turns to Toadstep* I will kill you if I hear another peep out of you!

Toadstep: Peep. *Pauses* CAKE!

Icestar: *pulls out chair*

Ivypool: Where'd you get that chair?

Icestar: Ebay!

Ivypool: I'm training in the Dark Forest.

Cricket. Cricket. Cricket.

Icestar: *hits Toadstep with chair. Hits Ivypool with desk lamp*

Cloudtail: *Finishes blowing bubble* Look how big it is! *bubble pops, exploding all over Icestar, Ivypool, Rosepetal, Toadstep, Graystripe, and Cloudtail.*

Icestar: *narrows eyes* Go search the elders for ticks!

Cloudtail: but you gave me the gum!

Firestar: Icestar, your exiled.

Icestar: *laughs* I'm not even in ThunderClan!

Rosepetal: I told you the gum was eviiiilll!