Rosepetal: hi
Icestar (me): i was supposed to say that. Here's some bubble gum, be happy.
Rosepetal: *shrieks and hides behind Cloudtail* get that away from me! It's eviiiilll!
Graystripe: FOOD!
Icestar: Go Away!
Cloudtail: *grabs bubble gum and eats it and starts blowing a giant bubble*
Leafpool: Dont get that in your fur!
Icestar: *Shoves Leafpool into Spiderleg*
Spiderleg: Get offa me! *Picks up Leafpool and fastballs her across the clearing*
(Car alarm in the distance)
Toadstep: Cake.
Icestar: *pacing* Get away from me!
Toadstep: Cake.
Tigerstar: I will rule the world! *evil laugh*
Icestar: *scratches Tigerstar's eyes out*
Tigerstar: I'm melting!
Toadstep: Cake.
Icestar: *turns to Toadstep* I will kill you if I hear another peep out of you!
Toadstep: Peep. *Pauses* CAKE!
Icestar: *pulls out chair*
Ivypool: Where'd you get that chair?
Icestar: Ebay!
Ivypool: I'm training in the Dark Forest.
Cricket. Cricket. Cricket.
Icestar: *hits Toadstep with chair. Hits Ivypool with desk lamp*
Cloudtail: *Finishes blowing bubble* Look how big it is! *bubble pops, exploding all over Icestar, Ivypool, Rosepetal, Toadstep, Graystripe, and Cloudtail.*
Icestar: *narrows eyes* Go search the elders for ticks!
Cloudtail: but you gave me the gum!
Firestar: Icestar, your exiled.
Icestar: *laughs* I'm not even in ThunderClan!
Rosepetal: I told you the gum was eviiiilll!
