Okay, so recently I became obsessed with Pokemon (I missed the big hype). Well, when I played Soul Silver, I was thinking that Rival (or Silver) is a grumpy person. On that basis, I started a game about coming up with reasons about why he's so grumpy with my sister. We substituted his name with that of people we hated and, badda-bing baddda-boom, these are some of the reasons we came up with.

Warnings: Very random, OOC, and sometimes kinda deep, but usually just silly.

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon…no matter how many stars I wish on.

His mother didn't hug him enough

His mother hugged him too much

His parents abandoned him as a young child

He still lives with his parents

As a boy, he was attacked by a HOUNDOOM

…mostly in that area

He had no friends as a kid

He has no friends to this day

His parents showed every person he knew the naked baby picture

He has a dorky name

He woke up on the wrong side of the bed

…and fell off a cliff

He lost a Pokemon battle to a three-year-old

The ugliest person at school turned him down

His teachers hated him

Everyone hates him

He doesn't have a girlfriend

He has too many girlfriends

He has a boyfriend

…that he didn't want

He was shocked by a PIKACHU

…in that area

He was bitten by a RATTATA

…in that area

As a toddler, he ate poop thinking it was chocolate and was nicknamed "Poop-face"

He wet his pants in third grade in front of everybody

He has a tiny dick

He contracted food poisoning

He has a rash

…in that area

his Pokemon hate him

His Pokemon love him too much

He's an illegitimate child

He's a transvestite

He has male PMS

His siblings suggested that he get facial reconstruction for his deformities. He has none

People tell "Yo mamma" jokes, but switch his name for "Yo mamma"

People think he's stupid for thinking that the salt jar had sugar in it ONCE

He has been named one of the "Twelve Ugliest Pokemon on the planet"

…and he's at the top of the list

A repairman said, "I can fix almost anything, but I suggest taking that to a plastic surgeon," when he was asking about his Pokegear

A mirror cracked when he looked into it

He was rejected for playing the troll in the school play because he was "too ugly"

He did get a job at the haunted house on Halloween because he "looked so realistic." He wasn't wearing a costume

Later on he was kicked out for "scaring away the patrons." The patrons were twenty and older, and he still wasn't wearing a costume.

And there you have it! Forty-five reasons why Silver is so grumpy.

To all Silver fans: This is a joke. I don't hate Silver; it's just so much fun to do stuff like this.

Feel free to add others in the comments section. If I get a lot of them, I'll add a new chapter.

Remember, this is all in good humor.

Note: Soul Silver is the only Pokemon version I've played, so this is just with what I've played and what's on the anime.