(In a twisted acid trip version of mix mashed cynical Anime ramblings, random characters from spontaneous universes find themselves in strange situations. Spoken from L, the mad scientist's point of view)

"So Hinata...ever been with a guy with two dark holes before? heh hehhh..." Said Miroku with seductive eyes. "Shut up butthole hand!" Kiba shouted in response Hinata's honor. "Shut up both of you fuck tarts, we're trying to do some serious research here!" I told that little Akamaru fucking cunt, "Now get back in your' cage!". He sighed and returned to the 3x3 chamber he belonged, thank god i installed a electronic volume control which on the experimentation chambers. "Naruto, when are we gonna get out of here i wanna go home and bake you-" Hinata started saying as i muted here chamber, "Naruto's not here, i killed him!.." i said, "What? You cant here me? I can't here you either, isn't it great?", she continued talking, what she was saying i haven't a clue, but i imagine something around the lines of "I'm so annoying, no wonder everyone hates me, except Kiba, what a bummer, only the furry sex toy toting tribal kid likes me, i would settle for him but I'm scarred I'd get AIDs or some other third world disease..."... but yeah, anyways.

I preceded with my experiments on my subjects, specifically Kagome and Sai, with my trusty companion Koga, i decided to hire him, cause Southern Yokai's are always cheaper to hire, and i can always find an extra one standing outside my local Home Depot if one ends up dying in a lab accident. "Hey you, Koco!", "My name's Koga sir..", "Yeah Kogo, that's what i said, hand me those goggles, step one of the experiment is beginning" i said to the Ethiopian guy, "On the double or else I'll take back that bonus i was gonna give you at the end!", "What bonus is that sir?", "You know that slave girl you wanted, Hinata, she's yours, but you gotta keep up with me...", "Yes sir". I preceded to pull the giant lever that does something important as Pogo or Coco or whatever his name is turned the giant valve that made a big hissing noise. Then, BOOM!

I awoke to see the bodies of Hinata, Kiba, his farret, dog, whatever the fuck it is, which reminds me i need to tenderize that meat for dinner, and Koga, i remember thinking something like, 'at least i wont have to pay him now'. I looked around to see some burly man woman thing, almost as disgusting looking as Kagura, but more like Sakura on a good day. Immediately Naruto rushes in the room saying "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED! YOU WOKE ME UP FROM ME NAP! YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU DID IT AGAIN!...", after awhile i started spacing out. "shut up Naruto, you orange jumpsuit wearing bitch, go work on a car or something and shut up!"

said kagomsiai, the transexual mutation of Kagome and Sai's joined at hip and mind body, Naruto slammed the door like a little teenage bitch on his orange period, "Yeah! Go cry like a bitch num nuts! Go practice some more traffic cone Kung Fu you little freak" the man-she continued, "Come back when you have some balls like a real man!", "Like you?" i said to the Transy snidely...

Later when i re-woke up from unconciousness, i decided my hunger had went on long enough, so i put aside current dwellings and headed to the kitchen for a healthy breakfast, cookies.

As i entered, i ignored Sesshomoru's pet frog Jaken being molested by my pet dog-boy mutant i made last year out of the neighbor kid's pet..and the neighbor kid himself. I named this creature ShippOut, because I'm shipping him off to an alternative dimension later this week. As i bit into a cookie i realized how unhealthy I've been so i spit it out and ate a fucking salad instead, after breakfast i gave myself my daily Insulin shot.

.....to be continued