Author's note: Yui doesn't own any of these titles. They're all Clamp's!
Note to the wise: This is my official one hundredth fic. And yes, unusually, I don't think this has any point to it. It's just a fun Christmas fic. = ^_^ =
I'm almost embarrassed to give it.
--
Christmas + Clamp = Chaos
By miyamoto yui
Part 1 – Model contact.
Closing in, there were four chibis sitting in front of a television. When one goes closer, you would have seen…what?
A bunny?
A princess?
A cat?
And last but not least, a squirrel?!
Mix that with a Playstation 2 and an unwrapped copy of X the video game.
Not good.
* sweatdrop *
"I win!" shouts the chibi with bunny ears as she sticks her tongue out at the crowned princess.
She points towards the screen at her player. Vaguely, this three-dimensional polygon person resembles Subaru Sumeragi! And the one who had lost was Seishirou Sakurazuka!
(No way! --;;; That's been rigged!)
"No fair!" Mokona Apapa the princess protested as she blinked her eyes in shock. "Just because you knew what was going to happen!"
"You draw, I write." Nanase Ohkawa the bunny grinned an evil smile (maybe that's where Seishirou got his wonderful smirk?). "Hee."
(Author's reaction: * wince * Whoa, that's harsh.)
At this Mokona Apapa gave over her controller to Mikku Nekoi the cat. But all the while, she scowled at Ohkawa. (Was this where Subaru got his cute, pouty look? Let's see!)
Still smiling, Ohkawa handed her black PS2 controller to Satsuki Igarashi the squirrel. Nekoi accepted it graciously as she whispered, "We're winning, we're winning!"
"Grow up," Nekoi sarcastically replied while winking at Igarashi.
Igarashi pouted. "You're one to talk. Making things like Wish and Suki Dakara Suki. Too fluffy!"
As the game started, she picked her respective character: Yuzuriha.
Igarashi did the same: Satsuki.
"Ohoho! Now you're ticking me off!" Nekoi answered as Yuzuriha kicked Satsuki. "Chobits's pretty, but it's next to porn!"
"But Ohkawa-san made the story for X too. That's not too clean either!"
Hit, hit, punch.
"You've got a point," Nekoi agreed as she nodded her head while concentrating on the game.
After numerous tapping…
Both of them shouted "AHHHH!"
Blink, blink. The tv screen read "Draw" for both matches.
They both sighed as all four of the chibis looked at one another. "What do we do for Christmas?"
"Harass our models?" Ohkawa, the main editor, the head of all evil, answered with a spark in her eye.
"Hee. Same thing every year," Nekoi replied as she smiled just as sinister.
And all of them got to writing Christmas invitations…
One day later, models for all their manga were contacted by snail mail, e-mail, holler, Beast, whatever.
"But who's coming?" they asked among themselves.
"Hokuto would definitely come," Apapa laughed as she took up the X game and looked at it carefully. "I knew I should have put more yellow on this…"
"So that means Tokyo Babylon and X are coming." Ohkawa sighed. "If Hokuto comes, that means Subaru comes. And where Subaru comes, Seishirou is sure to follow. And let's not forget the fact that Kamui follows Subaru and then everyone from X follows Kamui."
She took a deep sigh to catch her breath.
"Definitely the Suki dakara Suki and Wish groups are coming." Nekoi smiled proudly. "They've never let me down."
"It's a party. Chobits' members will come," Igarashi said matter-of-factly.
They all nodded their heads.
"Clamp Gakuen?" Ohkawa asked.
They all giggled.
"Maybe they'll make our cute blond boy come as a rep for that and Duklyon," Apapa laughed as she tried to clear her throat.
"Clover?" Igarashi questioned. "How about them?"
"They're required to come, remember?" Nekoi explained. "They're always depressed."
Ohkawa asked, "How about the others? RG Veda? Rayearth? Secret chaser? Shade? Zyword? Hyper run? Derayd? Card captor? Shirohime? Gohou drug-"
Apapa interrupted as she rose her hand in the air. "I need Gohou Drug to come. Those boys are so adorable."
The three eyed her.
"What?" Blink, blink went Mokona Apapa.
"She really does get the best job. She spends the most time with them." Nekoi, Ohkawa, and Igarashi whispered to one another. "Hmm…"
"Ahem. As I was saying," Ohkawa continued, "20 Mensou, Angelic layer, Clamp gakuen files, and Yumegari. Aren't we forgetting someone?"
Apapa, Nekoi, and Igarashi looked at each other with guilt in their eyes.
Ding! Ohkaway remembered! "Ah! The Miyuki-chan-mmm!"
Ohkawa's mouth was cupped in a split-second as Nekoi looked around cautiously to make sure that there were no mirrors anywhere.
"Shh! Remember what happened last year?!" Igarashi asked in loud whisper while surveying the room.
"I like Miyuki-chan," Apapa said with a deadpan face.
"We like her. We're scared of the company she brings along with her," Nekoi hissed as she let go of Ohkawa.
They sighed as they all looked at the clock.
Forty-eight hours to Christmas and counting…
"What do we do 'til then?" Nekoi asked while taking the game cover away from Apapa.
"Play video games?" Igarashi answered as she got a hold of a PS2 controller.
Ring, ring.
Apapa and Ohkawa blinked at one another with a frown.
"And avoid Asuka…" they said at the same time.
tsuzuku…
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Author's note: Hee. It was just a concept. * shrugs shoulders * Yui-chan here cannot do comedy, so bear with her.
Please take no offense to all the titles that I may have insulted. This is just all in good fun. I honestly do love all these titles and wish to buy them all someday! (Yui on a mission to seek out what is Clamp!)
Note to the wise: This is my official one hundredth fic. And yes, unusually, I don't think this has any point to it. It's just a fun Christmas fic. = ^_^ =
I'm almost embarrassed to give it.
--
Christmas + Clamp = Chaos
By miyamoto yui
Part 1 – Model contact.
Closing in, there were four chibis sitting in front of a television. When one goes closer, you would have seen…what?
A bunny?
A princess?
A cat?
And last but not least, a squirrel?!
Mix that with a Playstation 2 and an unwrapped copy of X the video game.
Not good.
* sweatdrop *
"I win!" shouts the chibi with bunny ears as she sticks her tongue out at the crowned princess.
She points towards the screen at her player. Vaguely, this three-dimensional polygon person resembles Subaru Sumeragi! And the one who had lost was Seishirou Sakurazuka!
(No way! --;;; That's been rigged!)
"No fair!" Mokona Apapa the princess protested as she blinked her eyes in shock. "Just because you knew what was going to happen!"
"You draw, I write." Nanase Ohkawa the bunny grinned an evil smile (maybe that's where Seishirou got his wonderful smirk?). "Hee."
(Author's reaction: * wince * Whoa, that's harsh.)
At this Mokona Apapa gave over her controller to Mikku Nekoi the cat. But all the while, she scowled at Ohkawa. (Was this where Subaru got his cute, pouty look? Let's see!)
Still smiling, Ohkawa handed her black PS2 controller to Satsuki Igarashi the squirrel. Nekoi accepted it graciously as she whispered, "We're winning, we're winning!"
"Grow up," Nekoi sarcastically replied while winking at Igarashi.
Igarashi pouted. "You're one to talk. Making things like Wish and Suki Dakara Suki. Too fluffy!"
As the game started, she picked her respective character: Yuzuriha.
Igarashi did the same: Satsuki.
"Ohoho! Now you're ticking me off!" Nekoi answered as Yuzuriha kicked Satsuki. "Chobits's pretty, but it's next to porn!"
"But Ohkawa-san made the story for X too. That's not too clean either!"
Hit, hit, punch.
"You've got a point," Nekoi agreed as she nodded her head while concentrating on the game.
After numerous tapping…
Both of them shouted "AHHHH!"
Blink, blink. The tv screen read "Draw" for both matches.
They both sighed as all four of the chibis looked at one another. "What do we do for Christmas?"
"Harass our models?" Ohkawa, the main editor, the head of all evil, answered with a spark in her eye.
"Hee. Same thing every year," Nekoi replied as she smiled just as sinister.
And all of them got to writing Christmas invitations…
One day later, models for all their manga were contacted by snail mail, e-mail, holler, Beast, whatever.
"But who's coming?" they asked among themselves.
"Hokuto would definitely come," Apapa laughed as she took up the X game and looked at it carefully. "I knew I should have put more yellow on this…"
"So that means Tokyo Babylon and X are coming." Ohkawa sighed. "If Hokuto comes, that means Subaru comes. And where Subaru comes, Seishirou is sure to follow. And let's not forget the fact that Kamui follows Subaru and then everyone from X follows Kamui."
She took a deep sigh to catch her breath.
"Definitely the Suki dakara Suki and Wish groups are coming." Nekoi smiled proudly. "They've never let me down."
"It's a party. Chobits' members will come," Igarashi said matter-of-factly.
They all nodded their heads.
"Clamp Gakuen?" Ohkawa asked.
They all giggled.
"Maybe they'll make our cute blond boy come as a rep for that and Duklyon," Apapa laughed as she tried to clear her throat.
"Clover?" Igarashi questioned. "How about them?"
"They're required to come, remember?" Nekoi explained. "They're always depressed."
Ohkawa asked, "How about the others? RG Veda? Rayearth? Secret chaser? Shade? Zyword? Hyper run? Derayd? Card captor? Shirohime? Gohou drug-"
Apapa interrupted as she rose her hand in the air. "I need Gohou Drug to come. Those boys are so adorable."
The three eyed her.
"What?" Blink, blink went Mokona Apapa.
"She really does get the best job. She spends the most time with them." Nekoi, Ohkawa, and Igarashi whispered to one another. "Hmm…"
"Ahem. As I was saying," Ohkawa continued, "20 Mensou, Angelic layer, Clamp gakuen files, and Yumegari. Aren't we forgetting someone?"
Apapa, Nekoi, and Igarashi looked at each other with guilt in their eyes.
Ding! Ohkaway remembered! "Ah! The Miyuki-chan-mmm!"
Ohkawa's mouth was cupped in a split-second as Nekoi looked around cautiously to make sure that there were no mirrors anywhere.
"Shh! Remember what happened last year?!" Igarashi asked in loud whisper while surveying the room.
"I like Miyuki-chan," Apapa said with a deadpan face.
"We like her. We're scared of the company she brings along with her," Nekoi hissed as she let go of Ohkawa.
They sighed as they all looked at the clock.
Forty-eight hours to Christmas and counting…
"What do we do 'til then?" Nekoi asked while taking the game cover away from Apapa.
"Play video games?" Igarashi answered as she got a hold of a PS2 controller.
Ring, ring.
Apapa and Ohkawa blinked at one another with a frown.
"And avoid Asuka…" they said at the same time.
tsuzuku…
--
Author's note: Hee. It was just a concept. * shrugs shoulders * Yui-chan here cannot do comedy, so bear with her.
Please take no offense to all the titles that I may have insulted. This is just all in good fun. I honestly do love all these titles and wish to buy them all someday! (Yui on a mission to seek out what is Clamp!)
