"Who do you think you are?" Rose yelled at River Song.
"Me, who do you think I am? Who in the hell do you think you are? Waltzing in here and snogging my husband." River retorted.
"Husband? Since when was he married? The last I checked he certainly wasn't!" Rose argued back.
"Well times change. Just who are you exactly?" River asked, her hand grasping the Doctor's firmly, her golden wedding band on full show.
"Rose Tyler. His girlfriend, love of his life." Rose spat at River.
"Really. Well I'm River Song, his wife. I've known this man since the day I was born and he's known my mother and father well beyond that." River responded, smirking at Rose's look of disbelief.
"Ladies, do we really..." The Doctor tried to butt in, but was met with 2 stern looks.
"Don't get involved." Rose snapped.
"This has nothing to do with you." River added. Then they turned their attention back to each other.
"So you're his latest. All I got to do is wait till you pop your clogs then I'm back in his life. We can travel the universe together, Rose and the Doctor, just how it's meant to be." Rose said a smile on her face. River chuckled. Rose was confused at her reaction. "What?"
"You're going to have an awfully long time to wait. In case I forgot to mention, I'm human plus Timelord. I can spend the rest of his life with him. What can you do?" River said smugly, leaving Rose looking like a floundering fish. "Just what I thought." River smiled. Rose decided to wipe the smile off of her face; hence she slapped her hard around the cheek. River slapped Rose around the cheek, leaving a stinging red mark and the bitch fight ensued. The Doctor, half amused, half concerned stepped in to break the fight up. "Come on ladies, do we really need to get violent?" The Doctor asked placing himself between the 2 women. Rose turned to the Doctor; a pained looked on her face. River turned to look at him as well.
"So who's it gonna be Doctor? Me or her?" Rose spat.
"Yes, me your loving wife, who you not only married, but who gave her regenerations up for you and has a particularly nasty centurion father with a sword. Or some blonde bimbo chav who you picked up off a council estate in London?" River asked much more calmly with her eyebrows raised.
The Doctor looked at the women standing in front of him. It was an easy choice to make.
