A/N: this is the first chapter please r&r
Paris point of view
please enjoy from cake and sari
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Sorry, I fell asleep.
SPLAT
That is the moment some BITCH decided to push me into a mud puddle.
BOOM
This is me using onomatopoeia to describe to sound of me hitting her over the head with a very large book on how to solve rubix cubes.
Her so called posse fell to their knees
"Are you ok Becky!"
"What a BITCH!" I turned around blew a raspberry and said;
"Boo. You whore." And casually skipped off into the distance.
3 points to me,
0 points to Beckie, Becky and Becci.
Yes, I am aware that all their names are same.
Yes it pisses me off to.
To make things better, my teacher confiscated my Rubix cube.
I hit that bitch over the head with the same book I hit Becky with.
Then she took that book and expelled me.
FML.
Walking home as slow as I possibly can.
I do not want to enter that house and confront my Mum and Dad.
I am going to die.
Well… JUST my Mum actually. My Dad's a pansy.
3. 2. 1.
I open the door mum is sitting on the stair case.
I take a step into the house, close the door and Mum goes BALLISTIC.
"HOW DARE YOU GET EXPELLED! WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID YOU IDIOT?"
To be honest, I tuned out of the lecture a few hours back…
When I said I was going to die- I meant my ears.
I tuned back in when mum said;
"You got that?"
"Eh… Repeat?"
"YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS IN JAPAN AND ATTEND A PRIVATE SCHOOL CALLED OURAN ACCADAMY! Maybe they'll set you straight!"
… I thought this was supposed to be a punishment…
BEST PUNISHMENT EVER!
I 'pleaded' to Mum.
"No! PLEASE let me stay!"
"NO you are leaving in 2 days!"
"NOOOO I AM NOT GOING." I pleaded
"One day!" Mum yelled.
"NOOOOO!" I screamed.
"Tomorrow morning!"
…My life… Is complete.
I ran into my room, slammed the door and had a silent party before I started packing. I pulled out all three of my suitcases- one of which contained my rubix cubes, and rubix cube book collection. If you didn't get the memo- I like rubix cubes. …A lot.
It took me hours to pack!
When I (FINALLY) went to bed at 2am, I couldn't sleep.
I WANTED TO LEAVE NOW!
Finally, I got on the plane and took off.
I found my seat- and sat down (Just my luck) seated next to an old cranky man who look like he was going to barf any second.
I took out my rubix cube that I put in my hand baggage.
It was the old shitty one that made this horrible noise whenever you turned it.
Two hours into the flight, the old man tapped me on the shoulder.
"Mind stopping that love? I'm trying to sleep." What did I do? I screamed in his face; "BOO, YOU WHORE!"
Just kidding. Why would I do that to an innocent old man? I threw a book at him! Kidding! Kidding!
I got out of my seat and found the nearest flight attendant. I started to fake cry. "Excuse me miss! This man who I am sitting next to, is touching me in inappropriate areas! Can I PLEASE be moved?"
"We will upgrade you immediately. There are only spare seats in 1st class- do you mind?"
"No! Not at all! Anything to get away from him… I will go get my things" I turned away turned away and smirked.
I got my things went through the Curtain to 1st class and sat down.
Best punishment ever.
I think the attendants were getting a little bit pissed at me. Every 5 minutes I was demanding; a drink, food, or chocolate.
Did I mention best punishment ever?
When we landed, I got my bags and went through customs.
IT TOOK ME 3 HOURS! Why? Because they were questioning me on why I had so many rubix cubes!
What did they think- I had drugs hidden in them? Some people…
I simply explained that I FREAKING LOVE THEM.
I zipped up my bags and left, going to the pickup zone.
It took my grandparents a following 2 hours to get there.
A big, fat, ugly, white, stretch limo pulled up.
The doors opened and my Grandma stepped outside.
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD WALK!
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS RICH!
Once again…
Best punishment EVER.
We got to her house.
No wait-
It's a mansion.
No wait-
It's a little town!
We got out of the limo and the first thing Gran screamed was;
" OOTORI CUT THIS STUPID TREE DOWN THE FLOWERS ARE FALLING OVER THE FENCE AND ONTO MY LAWN!"
Wow this is where I get it from.
I got lost on the way to my room-
IT'S THE SIZE OF MY OLD HOUSE!
I unpacked my bags-then I had a small staring session out my window all I could see was one of next door's bedrooms.
Suddenly said bedroom's door opened.
It was an Ootori boy around 17 WITH ONLY A TOWEL ON!
I thought to myself;
Mmmmmm… That's one sexy, sexy 17 year old…(I hope)
Then he took off his towel!
BEST PUNISHMENT EVER!
He turned and looked straight at me through his window.
I closed the Curtin and LEGGED IT.
I was tied and went to bed.
I had school the next day- How fun. Ouran Acadamy here I come!
