Ed's thoughts
Disclaimer:
Me: yo Roy!
Roy: *snork* Hugh?
Me: quit sleeping! It's your turn to do the disclaimer!
Roy: eh? Go away im sleeping…
Me: *pulls out riza gun and shoots the legs of Roy's chair* well now you got no where to sleep so just do the damn disclaimer!
Roy: *looking sluggish* uh...Soul doesn't own fullmetal alchemist no... She... doesn-…*zzz*
Me: oh come on Roy! Don't sleep on the floor!
Hello fellow fan fiction reader! This is your friendly neighbor hood alchemist Edward elric! And today it has come to my attention that some morons out there like yaoi and I would like to clear up some rumors about me.
*plasters on a big fake smile* I had the pleasure of reading a couple of… creative stories about me and various characters and let me just say that…*takes a huge breath and turns red* WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
I MEAN ENVY? LING? ROY? AL? FIRST OF ALL LET ME TELL YOU ENVY IS A STUPID, MORONIC, BASTARD! HE'S THE REASON MR. & MRS. ROCKBELL ARE DEAD! WHY THE HELL WHY WOULD I DO THOSE KIND OF… THINGS? AND LING OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LING! ALL HE DOES IS EAT ALL THE FOOD AND COST ME A FOURTUNE! ARE YOU PEOPLE DEMENTED? AND ROY OH MY FREAKIN GOD ROY! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MY FANS! THAT'S IT! I OFFICIALLY DISOWN YOU AS MY FANS YOU GUYS ARE DEAD TO ME! YA HERE ME? DEAD!
AND LAST OF ALL AL! I MEAN IT'S AL! HE'S-MY-BROTHER…. ELRICEST! I MEAN OH GOD THAT MADE ME SICK! WHO DOES THAT? THAT IS JUST WRONG JUST SO WRONG! AND YOU THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE 1ST EDXAL STORY AND STARTED ALL THIS BULLSH*T IF I EVER FIND YOU IM GONNA BEAT THE LIVING, FUCK*NG, CRAP OUT OF YOU! YOU PATHETIC PARASITIC WORM!
*slumps over* ok im done thank you for reading! Enjoy your lives! *walks off stage*
Wow um was not expecting that.
Well anyway review and tell me what you think!
I listed this as edxroy humor even though it's like 4 characters but they only let me put two.
Flames only welcome if they are burning paper work! =)
p.s i do actually like yaoi but i thought id just write hoe ed would react. hardcore edxroy fans plz dont h8 on me!
