Keep Tony away from Ziva

Gibbs suspects that Tony needs a woman in the worst way! His Goal, keep him away from Ziva as much as possible.

What's going on? Why is Gibbs partnering up with Ziva or pushing her at McGee? Does he suspect? Tony groans!

"I wanted him to know so he could give me some advice but this is not what I had in mind!" I strongly suspect that she is the only woman that can fix my problem!

"Why her? Of all the females that I know, why would it be the one I can't have? She could end this torment! What have I done to god that would make him curse me in such a way!"

"Boss! Why am I not partnered with Ziva?"

"You know why DiNozzo!"

"Uh! I'm not sure boss?"

"Are you telling me that you are capable of being alone with her right now and keeping your mind on the case and your hands off of her?"

"Well yes! Why after all this time wouldn't I be? He blushes.

"I know what it's like to be wound up so tight that the slightest touch will set you off. To crave a woman's body so badly that your body betrays you at the sound of her voice."

"Why would you think that I feel that way about David?"

"Don't you?"

"I don't know boss! I don't know anything anymore. I haven't had sex since Jeanne and no matter what I do or who I try to do it with I just can't. It's killing me! Our crazy ninja is the only one who excites me in that way, I can't help it! Any advice?"

"Tony, after Shannon I went thru a lot of woman trying to find relief but it never came and after each one I just felt more alone and miserable. So I married Dianne hoping to feel a connection to another human again but it didn't work out and neither did Stephanie, Linda, Jenny or Holly. I am the last one to ask about this I can only tell you the answer is inside you. You have to make peace with yourself and then it will all come back to you. Stay away from David, I mean it!"

"That is one order I can't follow boss. If I don't give in soon I will be a slobbering, bumbling idiot, no good to you or anyone else!"

"You know that you can't just sleep with her and walk away DiNozzo?"

"I'm aware of that! She would probably kill me and anyway I'm not so sure that is what I want."

"What? Are you serious?"

"Could be!"

"If your are not 100% sure than walk away now or I will castrate you if she is hurt in any way!"

"Why are you not concerned about me? I think I love her, I mean really like forever love her and she could destroy me. Since she came back from Israel she has been distant, closed off from me. I would be taking a huge risk putting myself out there for her to crush!"

"Be sure before you ruin one of the best partnerships you have ever had, believe me I know. Jenny and I were cruel to each other in the end and I wish I could take it back. They are a lot a like although Ziva is not nearly as driven as Jenny was to succeed."

"Well I either become a monk or have sex with my partner, which is it going to be?"

"Neither, you can control yourself you are not some teenage boy nor are you ever likely to become a monk so suck it up Tony and be a man!"

"Boss, that is what she told me and that is why I can't have meaningless sex anymore because she makes me want to be a better man!"

"Whatever you decide to do make sure you don't do it out of desperation!"

"Gotcha Boss!"

As Gibbs goes for coffee Tony thinks about all that was said and knows that he must be willing to risk his ego if he wants the big reward! Not sex but someone to be there for him and he for her at the end of the day. Someone who won't leave him like every woman in his life has done.

I have went without sex for almost 2 years while seeing her nearly every day. It can wait a bit longer if it means Ziva will see me as a celibate man waiting only for her to be my lover.

Hurry Ziva before I implode!