Dear Rosie
I have just heard, from Professor Mcgonogal, that you are in detention. For being caught, in a broom closet, snogging. Not only is this extremely inappropriate behaviour at your age, but also you were caught snogging with one, Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy. Need I remind you of our families long and violent past? As of now, you are banned from dating until your thirtieth birthday, and you may NEVER see Scorpius again.
EVER.
Love,
Dad.
Dear balding ferret
Keep your bloody offspring in line and off of my daughter
Sincerely Ronald Weasley
Dear weasel king
If I hear of your daughter throwing herself at my son one more time, I will be pressing charges.
Have a nice day,
Draco Malfoy
Dear Ferret Jnr
Keep your smarmy little paws away from my daughter
Ronald Weasley
Dear Malfoy
You touch my baby cousin again and there will be hell to pay
Dominique Weasley
Dear Al,
I am writing to request that, because of our deep and meaningful relationship, having been friends all these years, please do anything in your power to keep your bloodthirsty, rabid cousins from ripping me apart with coat hangers?
From Scorpius
Dear Scorpy
You ever seen a veela get angry?
You ever seen a Weasley get angry?
Well, I'm a cross between the two, and it isn't a pretty sight.
So don't touch Rosie.
Louis.
Dear mum
Please stop dad killing Scorpius? I know he's got connections, but I think it might be difficult to get out of that one
Love Rose
Dear Scorpius
Sorry, despite your pathetic attempts to manipulate our 'deep and meaningful relationship' I have no control over my cousins.
Sorry
Albus
P.s we are NOT rabid.
Dear Scorpius Malfoy
My dad's Neville Longbottom, and I'm sure you know who that is. I also have access to every plant in the Hogwart's greenhouses. Lets see you fight devils snare.
And a mandrake.
From Alice
To scorrpeous
Leev rosee aloen
Frum lucy weezlee
Dear malgit
Back away from my big sister
Hugo
Dear Malfoy
Hope the nargles bite.
From Lorcan and Lysander
Dear Scorpius
I'm sorry about my family. When the time comes, it might be best to do a runner. Less painful anyway.
Love Rosie xxx
Dear rose
Thanks for the advice darling.
Scorpius.
Dear Malfoy junior
According to uncle Ron, you've been assaulting Rosie. Bear in mind I'm a half metamorphamagus, half werewolf when you next go near her.
Not a threat, just a warning
From Ted Lupin
Dear Scorpius
Don't come home for Christmas
Love from Dad
Dear Scorpius
Don't listen to your father. He'll come round
From Mum
Dear dad
Please could you send me some WWW test products? There's someone who wants to try them very much.
Love from Roxanne
Dear Malfoy
Watch what you eat
From Roxanne Weasley
Dear Scorpius
I've got more veela in me than I have human, and we all know how bad that is. So behave yourself.
From Victoire
Dear Scorpius
As head girl, I feel it is my duty to tell you, if I catch you so much as looking at Rosie, I will take so many points from Slytherin, they'll lose the house cup for the next 600years.
From your head girl, Molly Weasley.
Dear ferret
I will hunt you down and curse you into the fiery pits of hell if you so much as walk in the same corridor as Rosie.
Consider yourself warned.
Fred
Dearest Scorpius
As your fellow slytherin, I was going to be nice to you. But then I thought it would be nicer to warn you. Just in case you tipped me over the edge.
My grandmother is Molly Weasley, nee Prewett. I'm sure you remember she blasted your great aunt into a thousand tiny pieces.
My maternal grandmother was Lily Evans. I inherited her hair, and her temper. I wonder what else I inherited? Maybe I'll try out her poisonous potion brewing skills soon. Just a thought.
My mother is Ginny Weasley. She taught me her favourite spell last summer. The bat bogey hex. I'm sure your father remembers that one.
So to be clear on the gist of this letter, I'm a mix of the Weasley, Prewett and Evans girls, with a pinch of Potter thrown in.
So don't piss me off.
Love Lily
Dear Malfoy you bloody prejudiced prat
I'd sleep with one eye open
James
