Hello! Welcome to my ask-and-answer show! Ask your favorite Koopalings or just ask my OCs! Mario belongs to Nintendo, while Erin and Melody belongs to me! R&R or PM me for questions. OC's allowed to join this randomness!
Melody and Erin are waiting for Bowser and the Koopalings to arrive. They're supposed to help with the show.
"When are they coming?"Melody groaned as she looked at the clock.
"I don't know. I heard it takes Ludwig two hours to style his hair."Erin shrugged, pointing to the door.
"Why, creator of the Koopalings, must you let Ludwig style his hair!"
"Don't curse the creator of this universe." Erin shuddered with fright. "He will kill us all..."
"If he did, I'm gonna have me a punching fest."Melody cracked her knuckles to emphasize.
"Just no. No..."Erin shook her head."That's just cra..."
"Finally they're here!" Melody screamed as she pointed to some figures."Where were you?"
"Fluffy here wanted to style his hair."Bowser Jr. pointed at Ludwig, who was still fixing his hair.
"Zon't rush me! It takes two hours to style it...And zon't call me fluffy!"Ludwig kept fixing his hair, combing it.
"I knew it!" Erin exclaimed happily. "Kamek, read the questions from our master."
"Okay." Kamek started to crawl on to the chair. "Having trouble..."
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA- Hey!" Melody stopped laughing. "Did you try to shoot me in the back with a paintball gun, Larry?"She suspected, poking at his stomach.
"Um...no."Larry said innocently as he scooted the gun under the chair.
"I know you did it." Melody said quietly. "It's that smile on your face that tells me...That you are a-"
"Finally got on! Time to read these questions..." Kamek pulled out the cards from his pocket and read them.
Hello! This is Demented and Disturbed here, your mastah! Here are some questions!
Bowser: Your momma so ugly, Hello Kitty said Good-bye!
Ludwig: Ylvis called. He wants his foxes back.
Lemmy: Keep up the good work! Felica's gonna call you!
Roy: ._.
Iggy: So, how's your girlfriend?
Wendy: Are you a girl or a boy...?
Morton: What does the fox say?
Larry: Why is your hair a mohawk?
Bowser Jr: Do you know someone named Phoenix?
That's all! See you later!
"WHAT?!" Bowser roared, full of anger. "HELLO KITTY DID NOT SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY MOM BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY!"
"That happened once, dude. I was there." Melody smiled.
"WHAT?! Oh, yeah."Bowser said, full of thought.
"For za last time, I DIDN"T USED YLVIS'S FOXES TO MAKE MY HAIR STYLE!"Ludwig yelled to the ceiling.
"Just keep believing want you want to believe...He will hunt you down. With his foxes."Melody hissed, leaving a dramatic effect.
"No, he von't!" Ludwig answered, very annoyed.
"There you go again with that German crap! It's very annoying!"Melody replied.
"Felica's gonna call me? Yayyayayayayayayayayay!"Lemmy bounced up and down, full of happiness.
"Shut up! Hey, where's Erin?"Bowser scratched his head when his eldest son tapped him on the shoulder."What?"
"I tied her to ze chair."Ludwig explained to him, while pointing to Erin.
"Mrff mur mur mff fmm(You are so dead when I get loose!)"Erin screamed under the duct tape.
"Wow," Bowser said impressed. "So cool how some murmurs become easy to understand."
"Really? You got nothang for me?" Roy tsked and shook his head. "Cold..."
"Yeah," Melody agreed. "She's cold...doesn't have a question for me."
Oh, here's a question for Melody
Melody: Do you love your sister?
"WHAT?! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"Roy exploded, out of anger.
"Yes, and wow, Roy. That's just sad." Melody said, shaking her head.
"W-who told you about my girlfriend?" Iggy blushed, smiling a bit.
"Nobody..." Larry kicked the phone under the chair.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, I"M NOT A BOY!" Wendy shrieked loudly, loud enough for the kingdom to hear.
"Just believe what you want to believe...Wendell."Erin nodded slowly.
"WHAT?! YOU WANNA GO?!"Wendy placed up her fists, much to Erin's delight. She smirked.
"What does the fox say? It says..."Morton started happily.
"Don't answer." Bowser placed his index finger on Morton's mouth.
"D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:."Morton cried, covering his eyes.
"My hair is just a mohawk." Larry shrugged. "What? You got something against my hair?"
(I don't. I was just asking why your hair is in a mohawk. I mean, it could be something else.)
"What's that voice?" Lemmy said, full of fear. "Is that our maker?"
"No...It's my maker."Melody said.
"Yes, I do know a girl name Phoenix."Bowser Jr. sighed. "She's awesome and she bakes me cookies..."
"What? She makes you cookies."Erin pouted."So not fair!"
"Life's not fair, Erin. And I work for the person who controls life."Melody pointed out.
"Micheal Jackson?"Bowser Jr. thought.
"No..."
Ludwig: Beyoncé?
"No..."Melody said angrily.
"I got this..." Bowser stretched his arms and began to think."Is it her? No... Him? No..."
Melody bounced up and down, getting very happy.
"The...great and powerful Wizard of Oz!"Bowser concluded, making Melody burst with anger.
"No! And why would it be Beyoncé?! Even though she is good..." Melody murmured."The Wizard of Oz, Bowser. Really?"
"Yep." Bowser shrugged with sadness.
"I'm so pissed right now...I wanna punch something..."Melody looked at Morton, smiling.
"Shoot..."Morton grabbed a whiteboard and shield his face.
"Step back, everyone when she's about to punch something." Roy backed off, motioning everyone to do the same.
Everyone backed off, some hiding behind chairs, some just standing.
"ANARCHY!" Melody screamed, as she punched the whiteboard.
The whiteboard snaps, much to everyone's surprise. Bowser Jr. walked up to the splinters of the whiteboard.
"How is that possible?" He asked Melody.
"It's possible." Melody cracked her fists again.
"Much as it's possible for me to escape." A voice answered.
Ludwig screamed like a little girl and hid behind a couch."Dear Grambi, save me!"
"You are so dead!" Erin held up some hair thinner."And your hair's first!"
"NNNNEEEVVVEEERRRR!" Ludwig broke into a sprint, then started to run.
"Come back here, you scaredy cat!" Erin ran after him, throwing some chairs at him.
"I shall never lose my hair! Not even Ylvis will get this."
"Foxes," Ylvis commanded. "Get your dead brothers back!"
"Come on!" Ludwig groaned. "I'm being chased by a crazed girl and some foxes. Zhis is great!"
Melody rolled her eyes."Anyway...say good-bye everyone!"She said cheerfully.
Everyone starts to stay bye, when Lemmy's phone rang.
"Felica wants to say hi!" Lemmy informed and put the orange phone on speaker.
Everyone comes over and crowds the phone.
"Hello, everyone! I wanted to come over, but my brother, Evan, got sick. I had to take care of him. Felica said sadly.
"That's fine!"Erin yelled as she tackled Ludwig."Got you now!"
"Anyway, Good-bye everyone!" Felica said. "And don't forget to check!"
"Hey!" Demented and Disturbed said loudly."That's my line!"
"Cut...cut...cut!" Bowser made a signal.
The cameras turned off and the sounds of fighting could still be heard.
That was the first episode of 'Ask the Koopas'! Hopefully, I'll get some OC on here and some awesome questions! Please note that the questions have to rate K to T. Thank you!
