Weiss Kreuz ~ Hey Omi

Disclaimer: Nope.

Dedication: To Shen, and her evil pop-tart breakfasty self.

From the depths of sanity, we bring: Hey Omi! Set to the tune of Hey Baby by No Doubt.

Omi: I'm the kinda guy that hangs with the girls

Like a fly on the wall watchin' all the world

Takin it in, try to be the quiet one

With my laptop in my hand watchin' all the fun

Misfit, I sit

Lit up, wicked

Everybody else surrounded by the girls

With the tank tops and the flirty ways

(Yohji: Oh yeah, baby!)

Omi: I'm just sippin' on chamomile

Watching all the guys and their sex appeal

With a stranger givin' missions, who says he knows my mom

And went to my high school

(Ken: Let's go!)

Omi: All the Weiss say,

Weiss: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: Schwarz Say, Schwarz Say,

Schwarz: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

All: Hey Tsukiyono

Schwarz: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

Omi: Weiss Say, Weiss Say

Weiss: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: All the Schwarz get the Weiss in the back

Omi: I'm the one they feed upon

Give me a bit, a mission is born

And if you had enough you'll get the pass

And you can tell your friends how you made it back

No matter what they say I'm still the same

Somehow everybody knows my name

(Nagi: Hey Omi!)

Omi: And all the Weiss wanna get with the Schwarz

And the Schwarz really like it!

(Farf: O.o)

Omi: All the Weiss say,

Weiss: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: Schwarz Say, Schwarz Say,

Schwarz: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

All: Hey Tsukiyono

Schwarz: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

Omi: Weiss Say, Weiss Say

Weiss: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: All the Schwarz get the Weiss in the back

I'm just sippin' on chamomile

Watching all the guys and their sex appeal

With a stranger givin' missions, who says he knows my mom

And went to my high school

Omi: All the Weiss say,

Weiss: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: Schrients Say, Schrients Say,

Schrient: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

All: Hey Tsukiyono

Schrient: Hey Bombay, Hey Bombay, Hey

Omi: Schwarz Say, Schwarz Say

Schwarz: Hey Omi, Hey Omi, Hey

Omi: All the Schwarz get the Weiss in the back

(*Everyone takes a bow*)

(Ken: Whew! Nice one Omi!)

~OWARI~

Notes: Wow, ten minutes! Not bad! From start to finish, a record 10 minutes! Hey baby!

Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, hope someone gives you a ****in pony. And happy 17th birthday to Teridos.

I remain,

Q.