Chapter 1
One awesome day, Harry and Ron were taking a stroll through the
forest. Ron was wearing green stripped pants and Harry had on jeans.
Hermione was running behind them huffing and puffing.
"Hermione! We told you to stay inside the castle!" Ron shouted at her.
"But I wanted to come see what you two were doing!" she answered.
"Ron just let her come," Harry pleaded.
"Fine."
So all three of them walked on into the forest. Soon they heard a
rustling sound from the bushes.
"What was that?" Hermione screamed.
"Probably just a rabbit," Harry assured her.
"A big rabbit," Ron said. Hermione glared at him. Then the bushes
rustled again and out walked a tall man with a long, gray beard and
pointy hat. He was holding a staff and was wearing a robe.
"Who the heck are you?" Ron asked.
"Ron! Remember 'Stranger Danger'!" Hermione said in a loud whisper,
"You stupid bastard!"
"Oh right sorry."
"Hey," the guy in the robe said, "I is no stranger."
"Are you Dumbledore's brother?" Harry asked fascinated.
"What the crumpet is a 'Dumbledore'? My name is Gandalf. G-A-N-D-A-
uh... What's after A?"
Then a short guy who looked almost like a child jumped out of the
bushes and yelled, "L! L! It's L!"
"Oh that's right! Thank you Sam! Then F! That's my name, now don't try
to wear it out. Okay?"
All Harry, Ron, and Hermione could do was stare.
"Oh! This is Samwise Gamgee," Gandalf explained, "Yo, Frodo, Merry,
Pippin. Come out here! Its, like safe." After he said that, three four-
foot people that looked sort of like Sam came out of the bushes.
"Why are you running around with a bunch of children?" Ron asked.
"Dude, we're not children," Merry exclaimed, "We're hobbits!"
"Duh!" said Pippin.
"Um, what are hobbits? Because I'm like super smart and I've never
heard of 'hobbits'" Hermione asked.
"Then your not awesome because hobbits are awesome," Frodo stated.
"Whatever."
"So what are you people, we've told you everything about us," Gandalf
informed.
"We're wizards."
"Pahahahahahahaha! Wizards? Really? Get out! Your not wizards!"
"Yes we are!"
"Nu uh! You don't have beards, and only wizards have beards!"
Harry, Ron, and Hermione put on a "WTF" face.
As they were discussing wizards and how they look, Dumbledore came
walking toward them. Thank God!
Gandalf looked up at him and said, "Dude, who's the guy in the dress?"
"Excuse me but have you seen what your wearing?" Dumbledore shot back.
"It's a 'robe'. Not a dress."
"Ahahahahaha! Whatever you say."
Gandalf frowned. "So who are you?"
"This is Dumbledore!" Harry yelled.
"Harry, bro, I can say my own name," Dumbledore scolded.
"Sorry sir."
"Ah so this is what a 'dumbledore'' looks like. Not very impressive."
"Ugh, have you seen yourself lately? And what are you doing at my
school?"
"We were on a journey but got a bit lost on the way, and fell into a
big hole. And got separated from four of our company companions,"
Frodo said.
"Frodo, dude, you don't have to say 'Company Companions'," Pippin
corrected.
"Dude, I don't care!"
"How about you all come on inside and tell us all about it."
Dumbledore led Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin to the castle.
