Disclaimer:I do not own XS none of the characters the only thing I own is the idea for this fanfiction and any made-up Shen Gong Wu presented in this the way this is my first fanfiction so please be nice xD not to mention this is only partly mine [the other person does not want his name mentioned] Also if you looked up Romance and these to MALE characters, be prepared for some hardcore Yaoi in future chapters, otherwise carefully back out of this document and be on your merry way ;3, you've been warned!
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"Oh my friends I am most excited,a new Wu has revealed itself!So we must get up on our legs after it!"The big yellow headed monk ran up to the other dragons.
Clay tipped his cowboy hat at Omi"I think ya mean feet partner..."he corrected.
Raimundo yawns and lays back " Man this is boring... Cant we just sleep and get like a frigging Wu magnet? "
Kimiko looks at Raimundo and shakes her head " Oh yes your royal pain in the ass. As you wish~ "
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"Jack!Get your lazy bum out of the fridge and go get that Shen Gong Wu!"the ghostly figure howled after the youth goth who shook it off and pulled out a pudding cup,peeling the foil off the top and taking his spoon as he ate it.
"Huh?did you say something?"he smirked.
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As soon as all of them assembled where Dojo and Master Fung resided they pulled out the scroll."It's called the Channel Reader-its a very interesting Shen Gong Wu...it makes the wielder able to forge into someone else's thoughts from the past and find what they are looking for.."Master Fung told.
Dojo added in"Yeah,like going back and remembering where you left that lollipop in the couch 1500 years ago.."he laughed and sweat dropped when no one else was laughing with him.
Raimundo smiles and looks at Kimiko " Maybe it'll help you remember who you first lost your virginity to, or what. "
Kimiko looks at her video game and then looks up at him throwing it at his face " Idiot. "
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Dojo up sized as they all got on and rode off into the air soon landing on soft grassy and forest far away was a small shining figurine,the channel reader itself!
"There it is!"Omi smiled as he ran off towards the general direction of it.
Raimundo sighs and points down at Omi " Why do we always follow the bald kid who doesn't even speak proper English? "
"I dunno...maybe its cause he know more about the Wu than we do?"Clay shrugged looking at Kimiko.
Kimiko blinks and sighs " You guys need to put more faith in the little guy. "
Raimundo looks at her and raises his eyebrow " Why? He's clueless. "
Omi jumped for the Wu on the stump it rested on but found his hand resting on none other than "Jack Spicer!"Omi growled at the goth hovering with his helipack.
"Hello,cheese-head!"Jack laughed as Omi got all up in his face.
"I challenge you to a Xiaolin showdown!"Omi glared back.
"Name your game omi!"Jack taunted.
"Free from the tangled vines!First to reach the Shen Gong Wu wins!My Orb of Tornami vs. your Changing Chopsticks!"Omi shouted.
They both shouted the casual 'Gong Yi Tan Pai' as the showdown began and the whole forest transformed with Clay,Kimiko and Raimundo to the side along with Wuya.
"Changing Chopsticks!"Jack yelled as he turned tiny and jumped hoop through hoop of vines narrowing the channel reader.
"Orb of Tornami!Ice!"Omi cried out as all the vines started to freeze and he easily broke them away with kicks and punches.
They both narrowed the prize as they jumped for it...Jack used the chopsticks at the end thinking he was clear when he got tangled at the last second Omi froze jacks legs and arms in place as he grabbed the Wu and won the showdown,the forest returning to normal.
"Yeah!There ya go little buddy!"Clay cheered his comrad on for a job well done.
"Lets go home jack..you fail...like always..."Wuya nagged as jack flew away in his helipack ranting about how Wuya needed to get her facts straight.
Raimundo looks away " Not bad, but I could've done it faster! "
"Yeah,yeah...and I suppose you could have bootied jacks buttock like I did at the end too,eh?"Omi grinned,holding the channel reader in one arm the Changing Chopsticks and the Orb of Tornami in the other.
Raimundo sighs " You mean kicked his butt? "
"Guys,guys...lets just get the Wu back to the temple already jeesh.."Dojo shook his head as the dragons climbed on him.
Omi replied.."that too..."as they headed off.
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Soon they had arrived back at the temple and it was already late..they all ate dinner and went to their sleeping quads for the night.
Raimundo sneaks through the base and gets the Wu that they had just gotten and then quietly heads for Jack Spicer's lair.
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Jack was bent over his working desk...a wrench in one hand and a screwdriver in another.
Wuya growled at him again"You see this is why you are never prepared for showdowns to get our Wu!You stay up all night and fall asleep half the time I sense one"
"Precisely Wuya...because you rarely ever sense them,you old hag!"he rolled his eyes as he turned bolts and tightened screws on his latest robot creation.
Raimundo blinks and then finds a wrench throwing it towards Jacks left.
Jack ducks down just in time looking under the table for something..."Wuya!Where'd my brackets go?!I thought I put them right here!"he had gone,he got up to his feet again and shrugged going back to his robot for a few...a little while longer he looked at the clock and yawned...but kept working till he eventually fell asleep sprawled over his robot.
Raimundo jumps down and whispers the Wu's name holding it to Jack's ears.
'love-robots-Wu-etc. ...' the Wu classified jacks thoughts.
Raimundo looks at Wu first.
'ah,here's the perfect place to put them...right behind this picture of a vault is where I shall put my vault.I think the easiest combination for me to remember would be easy,but only if those Xiaolin losers can find it !'
Raimundo smiles and shakes his head... and then... he gets curious; he goes back to Love.
'Man,I wish I could get them out of my mind..I mean...every time I go to another showdown I just..get all bundled up deep inside,I know the only reason I have been letting Wuya's nagging ass make me go was to see there pretty flawless face staring back at me..even if they're on the good side...continue?' the Channel Reader offered.
Raimundo smiles ... getting jucy. Who is it, he wonders; he takes the continue.
'Now I feel like a fool letting them win almost all the showdowns we've been in together...not to mention Wuya being her witchy ,she'll get over it...not like I'll get over you though...I just want to hold you in my arms when I'm scared late at night...I..I love you to death and whats worse is you don't even know it...I cant and mustn't tell anyone its you Raimundo.I feel too guilty for letting myself fall for you...continue?'the Channel Reader offered.
Raimundo blushs and spazzes out " NO! " he screams out as loud as he can.
Jack jumps up and lets out one of his trademark girlish screams,one at the sight of Raimundo being how close he was and two for him being there in the first pauses to catch his breath as he looks at the Brazilian boy and shouts out"Are you crazy?!What are you doing her-"but before he can finish...he notices the channel reader in Raimundo's hands."Oh,I see.."his eyes narrowed as he threw his fingers out at Raimundo"Jack-bots attack!"as one by one they appeared,surrounding the boy.
Raimundo smiles and puts the Wu down " Bring it Punks! "
They fly towards the boy shooting beams at him one after another in all directions..while Raimundo was doing that..Jack decided to grab the channel reader and slyly make off with it.
Raimundo jumps back adn sees Jack as he jumps for the boy " No! I'll tell everyone your secret! "
"Ahh!"he shrank back in fear...then he got a questioned look on his face..."wait...what secret?"
Raimundo smiles and runs past him when he is frozen " Got it! " Then the Dragon jumps from place to place and sails out the window saluting back to the boy " See ya ' loverboy' "
"Eh...whatever..."he crossed his arms in defiance.."that was a long time ago...I don't love him anymore..."he then blushed slightly.."o-okay...maybe just a little..."he sighed and looked out his window towards Raimundo as he he turned away and cursed to himself silently as he found his bed and without changing went to sleep.
