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Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

Take away her credit card

Tell her your diamond ring is sparkly than hers.

Raid her closet and take away all of her favorite outfits.

Paint her Porsche black.

Tell her Jasper still loves Maria more than her.

Take all of her favorite outfits to the treaty line so she can't see them.

Get mad at her for trying to plan a party.

Throw a huge party and don't invite her.

Make her give Rosalie her credit cards.

Play baseball and don't let her pitch.

Tell her she's too short to go shopping.

Break all of her nail polishes.

Break all of her shoes.

Don't let her plan Edward and Bella's wedding.

Give her a gift card to her favorite store with no money on it.

Ask her every five minutes what you will be doing in the future.

Paint her room black.

Tell her that Jasper looks like he's in pain.

Steal her car and take it to the treaty line.

Crash her party with un-matching clothes and tell everyone how much better you look that her.