He was by the last person (Jim being number one for now and forever) I wanted to catch me when I fell but fate laughed at me by doing just that.

It all played out at yet other one of Michaels famous Dundee awards which was playing out almost shot for shot like four years ago but this time there was no Jim to get me to a car.

(there was only one person there is time and that would be Dwight Schrute)

"Hellloooo, Dwight, did you know your head looks like a watermelon?"

(drunk Pam is not very nice, just ask everyone)

The worse of it wasn't the fact that I was being held from falling to the ground by Dwight it was that he let me fall after catching me (thats Dwight for you).

I think he let go the moment (in all of my drunken glory) I said that his most honored show of all time, Battlestar Galactica, sucked worse then the bachelor (wrong move Beesly, wrong move).

And if you tell Jim any of this I'll make sure that you don't live to see Andy and Angela's wedding, I swear to it.