Warning: Randomness Ahead!!!

Sirius-BOLD

Lily-ITALICS

James-UNDERLINED

Voldie-ITALICS/BOLD

Now I'm warning you Black, DO NOT touch anything.....

Awww, but its Prongsie's very first muggle car!!!

Don't touch! Period!

Snicker*

Sulk*

Silence......

What does this do????

Don't touch!

Don't be such a spoilsport!

Don't touch!

Hmph*

How about this????

Don't touch!

SMACK*

Owwwww, what was that for ???

I did tell you not to touch, didn't I?

Stiffled laughter*

Ooooh, aaah....

Big shiny red button....

Drools*

Don't touch!

Why can't I? Its not like anything's going to happen right?

Look!

No!!!

Arghhhh!!!!

Prongs!!!

James!!!!

Now look what you've done!

I ejaculated him from his seat.

Arghhh!

Look out!

Bump* The car hit voldie who was just jaywalking....

Arghhh!!!!Voldie flying in the sky*

Now look what you've done...

Wha...

And so James and Lily Potter had unknowingly offended Voldie for the very first time...

two more and .....you know what will happen......