(A/N)

I decided to write this story after reading Randomness From Boredom's pro humor stories. Did I mention Randomness From Boredom writes great Maple Story humor fanfics? You really should see them. I was laughing out loud when I read his humor stories. Oh yeah, by the way this will be really, really, really, short.

Ten ways to know you are a noob

You believe in the giant snail and think it is the most high-leveled monster on Maple Story.

You sell a pair of work gloves for 1,000 mesos.

You agree to play a Kill Steal game with a Mapler whose level is ten times better than yours.

When you have achieved Level 10, you buy a Megaphone from the Cash Shop and announce a message that you have reached Level 10 and can get your first job.

You don't have enough mesos to board the ship from Maple Island to Victoria Island.

You think the ATT scrolls and DEF scrolls are for nothing and sell them to a shop for 0 meso.

You think Maple Story is just like Singapore and you roam all the islands in search of a bottle of Pepsi and some Satay.

You think Maplers can live in a house and leave your character in a Ludibrium house without switching off the computer when you want to log off.

When someone say to you "you cb" you think the cb stands for chief bandit.

You beg for mesos instead of taking them off monsters.

(A/N) How's the noob story? Review me if you like it! Tell me whether it's funny.