We were all in Florida
Disclaimer: I do not own the Wonderful World of Twilight, which, coincidentally presides right next to the Wonderful World of Disney, which I also don't own.
We were all in Florida. When I say all, I mean everyone. Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Edward, and I were all in Florida visiting Renee on a cloudy week before the wedding. Only, Emmett was currently missing in action.
Ring! Ring! Riiing!
Rosalie glances at her phone and her eyebrows shoot up in surprise. She must have deemed the person worthy of hearing her voice for she then flips it open. "Hello?"
I glance at Alice. She is giggling hysterically.
"You're where?" say Rosalie into the phone.
I turn to Edward. He has a strange look on his face. Almost like he doesn't know whether to laugh out in manically or hang his head in shame.
"And you got there how?"
I swing my head back to Rosalie. Her voice alternates from being loud and aggravated sounding to silent and glaring. Man, if looks could kill, I'm not even sure immortal vampires would be safe. She looks like she's going to crush the phone. She's holding THAT tightly. This can not be good.
"What made you do that?! You've done some interesting things in the past, but this must top the list as one of the most stupid! How could you be such an idiot?!"
I look again at Edward.
"Who is it and why does Rosalie look like she would gladly rip them to pieces?" I whisper to him.
Edward leans down to me to whisper in my ear. I'm not really sure why though, since everyone here is a vampire and has super vampire hearing. Maybe he was hoping to be quiet enough that Rosalie wouldn't hear over all her yelling. Who knows?
"It's Emmett. Apparently, he's gotten himself into some trouble."
"What could he possibly have done that got Rosalie this pissed at him?" I raise an eyebrow at him.
Rosalie makes another outburst, though this one...well, it's never something I thought I've ever hear from Rosalie.
"Oh, no you di'int."
She even does the finger wag. Why would she do that if he's not here to see it? Does she think that if she does it hard enough, it might somehow reach him? Or is she just trying to put someone's eye out? Whatever makes her feel better, I guess.
I turn to Edward and motion for him to continue.
"Yes, Emmett has done some...rash...acts in the past, but this is the first time he's landed himself in jail." He looks past me as if remembering all the pranks the Emmett has pulled off in his long lifetime.
"Wait! He's in jail? He's a vampire. How did he get caught?!" I screech. Yes, that's right. Screech.
"Emmett McCarty Cullen! You just wasted your only phone call because I am NOT bailing you out of this one mister!" With that, Rosalie slammed shut the phone and threw it on the floor. I'm not sure, but I thin there is not a dent in the bottom of the car about the same size a Razr phone.
Anyway, I pick it up so it doesn't get stepped on. I am also hoping that Emmett will call back. I need to hear what he has to say about this. Strangely enough, as soon as I thought that, it started to ring in my hands.
Ring! Ring! Riiing!
"Emmett?" I say, answering the phone.
"Bella?" says Emmett. He's sounds surprised. Did he honestly think that Rosalie would answer his call again?
"Yeah, it's me. Now, I know you're in jail. What I don't understand is how you got there." Edward looks at me and rolls his eyes, almost like he knows the answer I'm going to receive.
"Well, it all started when I saw this palm tree..."
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Okay, I came up with this when I saw a new bulletin on CNN. Sadly, this was based on a true story. What that story is about, well. You'll just have to wait and see now won't cha?
