A/N mmk, this is my first fanfic, so YAY! i KNOW this is completely random, and isn't a great piece of writing, but its fun. I feel the need to dedicate this to someone, so its dedicated to Mrs Brockoff. :D
Our story begins in the far away and unrealistic city of Forks.
Bella is starting her first day at a new school, and is finding the day, and everything else, extremely boring. So far she has had science, with a teacher that looked to be around a million years old, and maths, where she sat next to an ugly geek, who kept sneezing on her.
But now, she had SOSE.
Bella walked into her classroom to see that her teacher was none other than GANDALF!!!
She sat down at a desk and started drooling over his wrinkles : Bella LIKES old people. *bow chika bow wow*
"Bella," Gandalf said, "are you ready to learn about the amazements of the wizarding world?" he demanded
Confused, and suspicious to how he knew her name, she muttered,
"Uh… yeah?"
Gandalf swooped down until he was right in her face, his eyes screwed up and his lips thin.
"You're a WIZARD Harry – I mean Bella!" he practically screamed.
Bella was stunned into silence. Was this some kind of joke?
All of a sudden, there was a loud crash and the classroom door was flung open. There, standing in the doorway was Dumbledore, his face a mask of fury.
He stormed up to Gandalf, who looked as though he was trying not to wet himself. Pointing he finger in the other mans face, Dumbledore yelled,
"Don't steal my lines, BITCH!!!!", and he threw a wild punch.
Bella had to dive out of the way to the wrestling old men. She ran out the room, seriously freaked out by the way everyone was acting. Where the hell did that guy even COME from??
Turning a corner in the corridor, she ran into…. JACOB??? BUT he was not alone. Behind him stood a group of preschoolers. O_o
"Wha…..?" Bella trailed off
Jacob looked sheepish.
"I- ah… got to umm…. Go."
He ran away down the corridor, laughing maniacally.
"What the fuck?" Bella muttered, scratching her head.
She looked down at the now abandoned children. They all looked up at her simultaneously, it was kind of creepy.
"Who is you?" one of them asked
"She must be our new MUMMY!" said another
"Yes! Our MUMMY!!" they all chanted, crowding around her, their arms outstretched.
Scared, Bella started to back away, and then turned to run.
AT THAT EXACT MOMENT
*superman music *
Edward came flying in screaming "ILL SAVE YO BELLA"
He leapt towards the kids. He then proceeded to eat the children. O_o
Bella, who up till now had had no idea who either Edward or Jacob were, finally lost it and ran screaming from the building.
She was never seen again.
**THE END**
A/N wouldn't it just be AWESOME if that happened in the movie. There would be countless devastated fan girls. XD
Yes, I realised I just massively dissed twilight, but guess what: you can flame alllll you want and I STILL wont give a damn!
This marvellous creation came from my freakish twisted mind, and Kate's influence
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
