It was yet another boring day on the meteor. Dave Strider was stretched out on one of the couches, snuggling with Eridan Ampora; enjoying the peace and quiet they had managed to find.

"Hey, don't doze off on me," Dave muttered, sleepily.

"I'm tryin' not too," Eridan yawned widely, "You're just so fuckin' comfy."

Dave chuckled softly.

"I know," He pulled the sea-dweller a little bit closer, "Are you sure you don't wanna watch a movie or something?"

"Sure, I'm sure," Eridan gently nuzzled his neck, purring softly, "I'm content with just cuddling."

Dave smiled. He loved listening to the troll purr. It was a soothing sound. Kind of like a cat only a bit more coarse.

"What are you nooksuckers doing right now?"

Dave inwardly groaned. So much for peace and quiet.

"Cuddling," Dave elucidated, "Why, what's it look like, Karkles?"

"I'm not going to justify that with a fucking answer," Karkat declared, his annoyance evident, "Look, something other than Gamzee's been crawling around the vents lately," He revealed, "So I need a couple of volunteers to go up into the vents with Gamzee to find out who or what it is."

"Yeah, I dunno, Kar," Eridan ran a suggestive hand up Dave's chest, "Me an' Dave were just about get intimate, so-"

"Yuck! Okay, I didn't not need to know that!" Karkat was visibly disgusted, "You know what, fuck it, I'll go ask someone else."

Abscond! Once they were sure the shorter troll was gone, Dave and Eridan burst out laughing.

"I wonder how long it's going to take everyone to figure out that we're just moirails," Dave queried once their laughter had died down some, "Instead of matesprits."

"Dunno," Eridan shrugged, "Let's just hope it's not any time soon, I'm havin' way too much fun fuckin' with 'em."