This is just a really random thing...It doesn't have a proper plot or anything xD I just thought it was amusing...-coughs- OneShot ~

Disclaimer :: I do not own Fruits Basket or and of the characters.


Yuki's perveted side ~

"Kyo, that feels so nice. Please, don't stop." Tohru moaned.

Yuki paused out side of Tohru's bedroom, frowing. Had he just heard what he think he heard? Without hesitation, he pushed open her door and stopped frozen.

"Yes, Yuki-kun?" Tohru asked, watching him. She was sat in front of Kyo who was giving her a massage.

Yuki felt himself blush. "I-I....I just thought that.."

"Yuki! Are you serious?!" Kyo laughed. He didn't have to hear the rest of Yuki's sentence to know what he was thinking. "Jeez Yuki, Shigure would be proud."

"Whats that supposed to mean?!"

"I think you know. His perveted ways seem to be rubbing off on you." Kyo smirked.

"I was just worried about Honda-san!"

"And you were jealous. You thought she was doing that with me and you got annoyed!" Kyo grinned, enjoying the fact that he was annoying Yuki.

"I did not! I thought you might of hurt her." Yuki said defensivly, going redder.

"I heard my name, whats going on?" Shigure sang, appearing beside Yuki.

"Yuki is having disgusting thoughts.." Kyo informed him, scowling at Shigure.

Tohru sat there, not sure what they were going on about.

"I must tell Aaya right away!" Shigure said.

"No you wo-"

"Yuki! Such terribly perveted thoughts! And towards Tohru no less!" Ayame said, walking towards them.

"When did he get here!"

"A few minutes ago."

"Don't be shy Yuki! I, your brother, shall help you through your jealous stage."

"I'M NOT JEALOUS!!"

"Wh-Whats going on?" Tohru stammered, confused.

"Nothing my dear, sweet flower. Yuki is just disturbed."

"I'm not disturbed." Yuki growled at Shigure. "It's that stupid cats fault."

"I was just giving Tohru a massage. I didn't do anythign wrong. Don't you think she deserves a treat once in a while you stuipid rat?"

Yuki scowled darkly and stormed off. He walked into his room, slamming his door shut.

"Y-Yuki-kun?" Tohru said, getting up to go after him.

"Don't worry about him Tohru! I, Ayame Sohma, shall go talk to my dear little brother!" Ayame declared, following Yuki.

"Now thats all sorted, when will you be starting lunch?" Shigure asked Tohru.

"Ah, yes! Lunch." Tohru got up and ran downstairs, tripping twice.

"Great...Your pevertness is contagious." Kyo muttered sarcastically, following Shigure downstairs.