Kai IS a tree.

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Kai is often found in a forest. of some description. Most of the time Kai is found in a forest. It's as if he lives there. Trees ARE forests. Kai likes being with the rest of his kind... and away from Tyson. Trees like being away from Tyson too. Everyone likes being away from Tyson. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Speech

Kai hardly speaks. Trees CAN'T speak. Therefore Kai is a tree. However. Ents speak. But very slowly. Like Kai when speaking to Tyson. Everyone has to. Therefore Kai can also be an Ent. And Ents are trees. Kai always seenms to be able to be linked back to trees. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Russia

Trees are found in Russia. Trees are found everywhere. Kai is sometimes found in Russia. Kai is found everywhere. Kai is Russian. Some trees are Russian. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Birds

Kai has a bird. It's a BIG bird. Tyson thinks it's a big flaming chicken. But it's not. It's a Phoenix. Phoenix's are birds. Birds live in trees. But chickens don't. This can be seen as trees having birds. Birds live with trees. Kai's bird lives with him. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Caring

Kai does not care. About a lotta things. Especially Tyson. Why does anyone care about Tyson? Trees don't care either. They don't care about Tyson either. They CAN'T care. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Food

You don't see Kai eat. You don't see trees eat. or feed. But you know they do. You don't see them drink either. But you know they do. They're sneaky. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Clothes

Kai doesn't like shorts. Tyson wears shorts. Kai hates Tyson. So Kai doesn't wear shorts. Or link them. Trees CAN'T wear shorts. Unless you sow a tree into shorts. And that would hurt the trees. So they hate them. Trees hate Tyson too. Therefore Kai is a tree.

Dogs

Kai doesn't like dogs. Well, I have no proof he does. If he had a car, he'd probably run over them. Trees don't like dogs. Dogs pee on trees. If trees had cars, they'd probably run over them too. Therefore Kai is a tree.

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