A/n. Hi! Well, here it is as I promised. This is for NikkieSheepie because she won the first round of my game from The Second Life. Check it out guys, please! Anyway, well done girl! I have serious writing block and I was in a rhyming mood so here's your slightly deranged one-shot. Reviews make me happy, and I think they'd make NikkieSheepie happy too!

That's all I had to say.

How do I find the words to say?

How much I care, please will you stay?

I've been alive for centuries

It's all a great big travesty

My Ianto, you're dear sweet man

I truly am your biggest fan

But now I fear that you will go

Because I set the bar too low

I could not say what I really mean

The words won't come, they're not that keen

I'm so afraid that if I speak

The phrase I want, you'll turn your cheek

And run away from me so fast

Because you think it just won't last

So Ianto dear, I'm begging you

Hear me out 'cause if you do

You might hear just what you want

In my head, it's me they haunt

They float around and shout at me

Everyday

Every hour

Every minute

I can't stand it!

And as the seconds tic toc by

Again, I'm sat here wondering why

You go along your merry way

Not knowing what I long to say

So here and now, this torture ends

Just stand there, I'll make amends

All I ask is for you to read

This poem I wrote, because I need

To tell you how I truly feel

And please believe that this is real

Endless days, I watch and hide out

And endless nights, you're all I think about

I must tell you now, before I go on

I think you've got a lovely bum.

So Ianto Jones, here's what I'm telling you

Your coffee is a lovely brew!

Damn, it's just not working out

If I don't say it here, I'll scream and shout

Then the world will know that you and I

The boss man and the coffee guy

Are so much more than just an item

And that neither of us like Brighton (sorry all you guys from Brighton, I do love it really but it was the only rhyming word I could think of, sorry :P)

So now I think I really should stop

Because Owen's about to break your mop

We're at the end, and by the way…

I love you, that what I had to say.

A/n. sorry, I know you guys probably hate this but thanks for taking time out of your day to read this! It makes me happy when people read my work! Flames are accepted, I like a challenge and I'd like to know how I could improve my writing. I just like writing Janto fluff! Thanks you guys, you're awesome! And please check out my other Torchwood story, there'll be more!

Just one last thing, NikkieSheepie, you're awesome! Just so you know, this is the girl that has been talking to me ever since I replied to her review and has put up with my crazed psycho babble for the past week or two! You're AMAZING, just thought the rest of the fan fiction world should know! Oh, and the new chapter of TSL should be up soon! Anyway…. Bye!