Disclaimer: I do not own NGE, Neon Genesis Evangelion or anyother way you refer to it.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
The real reason unit one went berserk.
Tokyo 3, the last hope for all humanity, the only thing standing in the way of the invaders known only as Angels. Only days before, the city had been a battle field between giant biomechanical robots known as Evangelions, and the twelfth angel, Leliel.
After unit 1, piloted by Shinji Ikari, had engaged the target, he was summarily engulfed by the creature's real body. Disappearing from the dimension that we humans call home, and residing in what was dubbed, a Dirac sea. After being trapped for several hours, the Unit succeeded in escaping it by going berserk and ripping the giant sphere to pieces, much to the horror of the many onlookers situated nearby.
One week after, Gendo Ikari's office.
"Fuyutsuki?"
"Hmm? Yes, Ikari?"
"What have you discovered relating to the Eva's berserk mode? We can't have it constantly going off like a loose cannon" The imposing man spoke, his voice deep and threatening to all but the gray haired man standing next to him.
"Well, we have found the cause of the berserker state and have already finished a temporary solution that is being implemented as we speak, under doctor Akagi's watch, of course."
The dark haired man sat there in his chair, unmoving as he let the new information sink in.
"And where are the pilots as of now?"
"Well, we should both know where Rei is, Asuka is in the hangers and I believe that Shinji is with her."
"Hmm.."
Down in the Eva cages.
"Hey, Asuka?" The meek, brown haired boy spoke up, trying without luck to get the redhead in question's attention.
"Asuka-a-a-a? hey, are you in there?"
"HUH? Oh, it's you, what do you want!" she snapped, glaring at the boy as they both turned back to face the workers down below them, the two teens watching on as the workers moved a large tube-like object towards unit 1.
"Hey, Asuka? Could you tell me what their doing to unit 1? I mean, I don't understand how this is going to help any, do you?" He asked, his curiosity growing as he watched the redhead's eyes widen tothe size normally reserved for dinner plates.
"Mein gott in himmel!" She gasped, the sudden realization hitting her as she watched the workers continue on with their duties.
"That is one, huge tampon!"
THE END.
A/N: This work not to be taken as any slight to other people, least of all, women. It took only a few seconds to write this up and I just could not resist.. sorry.. I did not mean to insult anyone... Also, I grew up with three sisters and their FEMALE friends, I know more about 'feminine issues' then I care for, thank you very much!
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