I don't own twilight!! (boo-hoo) But I did make them fight!!! R&R!! BTW: Mostly Alice POV!
Alice P.O.V.
Jasper and I were in the living room, watching television. Nothing new. I heard upstairs Emmet & Edward screaming. What now?? I ran upstairs and saw them yelling. "NO EDWARD!! I'M BETTER!" Emmet yelled Oh god! This preschool argument between 2 {sometimes} civilized men. (Oh gosh what has propelled me to think this??)
"I've been immortal longer!!"
"My wife's hotter!"
"But she was meant for me!!"
"BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER & VISE VERSA!!!"
"Bella needs me always! As opposed to Rose who needs you for reasons we all know!!"
"AT LEAST MY WIFE IS MORE STABLE THAN AN EMPTY BAG!!"
"EMMET DON"T YOU DARE GO THERE!!!"
"OOOH!! I WANNA JOIN!!!!!!" I yelled, probably without thinking
I started to think of things that would piss them off- hmm fashion sence, looks, height.
"Alice were you really thinking of sying 'I'm the shortest'?" I hate when Edward does that.
"I can pitch the best!!"
"NO I CAN!!!!"
"EMMET YOU MORON NO YOU CAN"T!!!"
"You've never even seen me pitch before Al"
"DAMMIT DON"T CALL ME AL AND HELL YES I HAVE!!!"
"However I run the fastest! Esme even says so!!!"
"Esme only takes pity on you due to your VIRGINITY, bro!!"
Oh god! It went there!!!! It's gonna get good!!!!
"WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING UPTHERE?? EMMET, I HEARD MY NAME!!!" a familiar voice boomed from downstairs
"Aha!" Emmet said "I'm the loudest!!"
"YEAH! Especially when you're in bed with Rose! WE don't have soundproof walls ya know!" Edward snickered
"At least my partner isn't as fragile as a loaf of bread"
"Yeah, she's as smart as one!!!" Edward replied... it was kind of funny
"OOOH! GO EDWARD!!" Emmet glared at me... so much for Carsile's "Being Equally Supportive" lecture!!!
All of a sudden a vision came to me......... "Sooooo, a thunderstorm right Alice??" Edward beat me there, damn him ans his mind reading. "Let's settle this with a game of baseball!!!"
Soo, that's chapter 1. It wasn't too long. Tune in for later chapters. WHO WILL BE ON THE TEAMS?? WHO WILL WIN?? WILL EMMET EVER COME TO LEARN THAT THE CULLEN"S DON"T HAVE SOUNDPROOF WALLS AND HE NEEDS TO SHUT THE HELL UP IN BED??? (lol!!!)
