Boyfriend
Neh. I need one.
"I need a boyfriend."
Tifa put down the beer mug she was cleaning, "Okay," she paused, "You are blunt today, aren't you?"
Yuffie stuck her tongue out, "I blame Shelke."
Tifa shook her head, "Because it's obviously Shelke's fault that you are blunt."
Yuffie frowned, "You spend a week with her, in a tent, in the mountains and try not to spill your guts." Yuffie turned her head, now watching the door, "I still need a boyfriend."
"How about Vincent?" Tifa said cautiously.
Yuffie turned around and gave her an odd look, "Do you remember the last time Vincent and I tried that?" Tifa shook her head, "Well since you forgot, I don't know HOW, but…long story short we almost killed each other."
Tifa mouthed an 'oh' and turned back to the bar, "Reno then?"
"Dated him."
"When!?" Tifa cried.
Yuffie sighed, "About two months ago I guess. He's an asshole!" She stated simply, "He told me I needed to sit back and let him wear the pants in the relationship…."
"Yuffie-" Tifa was cut off.
"So then I socked him and said, 'Who wears the pants now!'" She chortled and then looked back at Tifa, "He's dating some chick from Marketing now.
Tifa shook her head and thought of some others, "How about Rude?"
"Dating Elena."
"Tseng?"
"Gross. He's like…older than Cid."
"Rufus?"
"Double Gross."
"Barret?"
"Eeeeeeewwwwwwiiiiieeee," Yuffie cried loudly, causing Denzel and Cloud to look up from what they were doing and give Yuffie strange looks.
Tifa smirked. "That's NOT funny!!" Yuffie cried, "I mean seriously!"
"Cloud?" Tifa asked.
Yuffie gave her a strange look, "Um, your dating Chocobo boy." Yuffie then smiled and laughed, "But I guess you forgot, because everybody knows pretty girls have no brains. Only boobs."
"Now that was mean."
"I know." She paused and laughed, "Kekeke, now we are even."
"Truce?"
"Truce."
The two made a pinky pact over the bar counter top.
"So seriously…" Tifa said putting a finger to her chin, "I can't think of anybody else who is available."
Yuffie sat up, "You mean Reeve is DATING someone?!"
Tifa shrugged, "I don't know."
"Tifa between you and me," Yuffie said with a sigh, "Secretly…" She paused, "I think Reeve…looks like Jesus."
Tifa placed a hand over her mouth to suppress giggles.
Yuffie then spoke again, "Wait… Reeve is hot…Oh my god, Jesus must be HOT."
Tifa then busted out into laughter. Yuffie got up and started towards the exit, Tifa stopped laughing and spoke to stop her, "Where are you going?"
Yuffie smiled and spoke, "Church."
"Why?"
"Pffft, I'm going to hell! I just called Jesus hot!" With that, Yuffie walked out the door.
Tifa smiled. She could not wait to tell Reeve.
