"Yah' will not believe wha' happened ta' meh last night Con," Murphy MacManus exclaimed busting into the twins hideout. Conner MacManus looked up at his hyper brother and glared quickly going back to the task of polishing one of his beloved silencers.
"Wha'? No, 'Hallo Bruder'? No, sorry fer' worrin' ta' shit outa fer not coming home last night? What ta' fuck is wrong with yah? Dammit Murph, I thought yah' were dead," Conner grumbled moving his body trying to get more comfortable on the worn out couch he was sitting on.
"Not dead, just in love," Murphy smiled, still hyper despite his gloomy brother. He walked past Conner and gave him a swift smack to the back of the head, "I'm just fine, righ' here and all. I just met ta' gurl of meh dreams last night."
Conner rolled his eyes shaking his head, any girl was the girl of Murphy's dreams as long as she gave a good hand job. Conner just went on with his business polishing the weapons.
"Aren't ya' gunna ask meh about her?"
"Ya', Ya' go on. Tell meh about the great sex yah had last night, while I was here worrying my ass off about yah," Conner groaned looking up at his brother. Murphy frowned and smacked him on the head again before taking a seat next to him on the couch.
"We didn't fuck, yah idiot. I actually ran smack inta her, trying to get back here. She was coming outta Church. Looked like a angel, I tell yah. Short light brown hair with blonde patches, not to short but not to tall, small as a twig though. I made a right fool out of myself though, knocked her and meh fuckin' flat on ta' ground, but she just laughed it off even with a bloodied up knee. Took her out on a date I did. She's álainn Con."
"Well tha's nice. Neva' gunna see her again but I hope yah had yah fun. Now get yur ass over here and help me wit this."
"Whadya mean neva gunna see her again? I got a date wit her tonight," Murphy exclaimed jumping off the couch.
"Tha' fuck yah do! This could mess everything up Murph, so yur gunna stop it. Plain and simple," Conner screamed jumping off the couch as well.
"Fuck yah," Murphy screamed before pouncing on top of Conner. They were going to settle this the only way they knew how to, with a fight.
